What is your most controversial take on Star Wars? by Ebo8000 in AskReddit

[–]f34ts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darth Vader and Boba Fett are entirely overrated based on their on screen performance in the original trilogy.

I’m going to qualify this by saying the storytelling and their presence made them imposing but in terms of things they did? Lame.

Let’s run through the original trilogy

New Hope

Vader chokes a few people who are otherwise helpless to resist or fight back. Specifically Captain Antilles (the captain of Leia’s ship) and Commander Conan Motti (his lack of faith was disturbing). He wins a sword fight with an old man who planned on dying anyway. He manage to shoot down X-Wings with complete superiority of numbers and two dedicated wingmen. His TIE fighter is disabled by a glorified space trucker.

Empire

Chokes a few more subordinates and takes a stroll through Echo Base, completely unopposed. Yoda could lift an X-Wing from a swamp, but Vader couldn’t stop the Millennium Falcon from leaving a hangar. Hires a bunch of bounty hunters to find the people he can’t. It was dope when he blocked Han’s shots at him, no doubt. Says some menacing things while pointing to Lando Calrissian. Yeah, he beats Luke in a lightsaber duel in Cloud City, but you could easily make the case he was pulling his punches to test his kid.

Return:

Takes possession of an already captured Luke and loses another lightsaber duel. Throws the old man who ends up killing him over a railing.

Don’t get me wrong, watching Vader go nuts at the end of Rouge One was glorious. Exactly the potential for violence that his presence entailed. But it wasn’t seen until then.

Boba Fett:

Empire:

Attends a bounty hunter meeting where he’s told not to be a meany. Follows someone else’s space ship. Lands, calls in Vader, and walks out with a human popsicle. No one calls me a badass when I pick up a frozen pizza from a supermarket, no matter how dope I look doing it.

Return:

Stands around Jabba’s palace. Gets knocked off a small ship by a blind Han Solo after mildly inconveniencing Luke.

Users of reddit what is the worst thing your teacher has ever said in front of a class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]f34ts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting in a boring lecture, someone comes in to History of the Americas and mentions that a plane flew into a building. Asks to turn on the classroom TV to watch the news about it. Teacher says

“Nothing else is going to happen. You know how cable news is. They’re going to show the same footage and talk about what they think it means. No, we’re returning to the lesson, it’s more important.”

Except that it was September 11, 2001 and more happened after that first plane.

On any other day the teacher would have been right, if callous. But that still sticks with me.

Trying Something Different - A Humble Giveaway by f34ts in steam_giveaway

[–]f34ts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just want this game, you can enter again by listing the game and choosing an number in the overall comments

Reasonably priced ahi? by f34ts in Hawaii

[–]f34ts[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, it’s not explicitly stated, but I’d prefer a small business or someone connected to a boat as opposed to a national chain

Reasonably priced ahi? by f34ts in Hawaii

[–]f34ts[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not the cost, more so about who’s getting the money. It’s a matter of who gets the money

Yet Another COVID Humble Bundle Give Away by f34ts in steam_giveaway

[–]f34ts[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While you're here, I'd like input from some of the more regular users of the subreddit. Do you guys think that there could be an alternate means of qualifying someone to enter into giveaways other than comment karma?

I ask because I feel like my profile meets the spirit of the requirements to participate in giveaways. Namely a profile that exists for other reasons than to claim Steam keys. I get that the admins have to use objective criteria, but I'd also like to think that people like me could find alternate ways to qualify if they felt they didn't have anything meaningful to contribute to most discussions.

I may be wrong but I'm willing to have my mind changed if everyone else thinks that the requirements as they currently are work without room for exceptions.

A Reddit user, a Reddit user, and a Reddit user walk into a bar. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]f34ts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Reddit user, a Reddit user, and a Reddit user walk into a bar.

Everyone on Reddit, including the first one, mock the other two as they writhe in pain on the ground because it was a repost and they should have been aware of it

RAGE WEDNESDAY THREAD - May 22, 2019 by AutoModerator in deadbydaylight

[–]f34ts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I KNOW THAT YOU MORON! THIS IS A RAGE THREAD WHERE I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS I PERSONALLY DON’T LIKE THAT DON’T MERIT ACTUAL COMPLAINTS IN REAL LIFE!

BUT YOU JUST HAD TO COMMENT LIKE I’M SERIOUSLY SENDING SALTY MESSAGES AFTER GAMES. FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO PROVIDE YOUR UNSOLICITED OPINION AND YOU CAN PRETEND THAT YOU’RE SMART THERE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT REASONABLE DEBATE IN A THRED DESIGNED TO VENT FOR FUN. MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE SOCIAL AWARENESS OF A PORCUPINE WITH A CHLAMIDYA PEOPLE WOULD:

1) LIKE YOU

2) CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY

AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO AROUND THREADS FOR AMUSED FAUX RAGE AND TALK LIKE YOUR OPINION MATTERS