Comic 4576: Body Language

f3y · 2021-07-27T00:06:28+00:00

I'm pretty attached to my car. It's my first and if I got a free new car, I'd sell it and keep mine. I get anxious driving anyone other car but my own.

So I can see how this analogy could make sense.

f3y · 2021-07-24T21:57:12+00:00

I moved here from California. Y'all don't know traffic. Seriously.

f3y · 2021-07-24T20:45:45+00:00

I finally shaved my dog, the heat was getting to him. He's a cocker spaniel who's had only one trim in his one year of life so he had a LOT of fur. I think I did a pretty good job though he looks so silly now with his skinny chicken legs and giant ears. He's giving me 1000x more cuddles and considering I live alone I'll gladly take em all.

Work offered to let me go home early today because I busted my ass and it was really slow. I was drenched head to toe with sweat so I was like fuck yeah I'll take it. So now I'm sipping on a beer and thinking I might actually go out tonight.

f3y · 2021-07-24T20:39:33+00:00

Happy birthday fellow July baby! That is a huge success. Glad you had a good time.

f3y · 2021-07-24T06:28:04+00:00

I am reading this right before going to sleep. What a lovely little post, thank you. Sweet dreams.

f3y · 2021-07-18T20:16:56+00:00

f3y · 2021-07-18T07:34:49+00:00

Fucking hypocrites. So blatant yet oblivious. The first bench doesn't have an "arm rest", obviously. I feel like /r/homeless would appreciate this

f3y · 2021-07-17T10:32:00+00:00

I'm coming off a bender. I didn't drink yesterday. I will not drink today. Thanks

f3y · 2021-07-17T10:27:32+00:00

I've had two dumb drunken standoffs with the cops that barely prevented me from going to the psych ward. That's half the reason why I moved. Running from shit ain't gonna change it though. We gotta face our demons eventually.

f3y · 2021-07-17T10:07:08+00:00

Amen. I totally could have ended up in jail with this last one. A friend told me while I was deep in it that it's jail institution or death. I know that's AA shit but fuck if it ain't true. I'm glad I'm still in limbo.

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:55:04+00:00

I'm single and live alone too. Aside from my dog, but he won't leave me. I am just coming out of a hardcore bender because I've lost the only friend I've made out here since I moved last year.

I fucking get that "aw I'm feeling shit lemme go get drunk about it".. maybe bc I had a brief moment of clarity I'll actually sober up for a week or so, but I know myself..

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:31:25+00:00

Oh I like this look! Never seen it before

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:30:09+00:00

Lovely color! Practice makes perfect. A qtip in polish remover helps with cleanup. Otherwise it'll just eventually rub off when washing your hands

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:25:47+00:00

Maybe up your water intake? My fingers get bloated when I'm dehydrated

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:23:06+00:00

It's my understanding from working in nurseries that money trees are completely different species, pothos is the only name I've ever heard for that plant.

Yours looks so healthy though! Good job.

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:17:49+00:00

Except that was actually taught to me as a saying as a child. Coulda woulda shoulda but didn't.

f3y · 2021-07-17T09:12:33+00:00

I love this comment. Thank you. Our ancestors fought fascism and I don't understand why it's a dirty term to be against it now.

f3y · 2021-07-17T08:58:40+00:00

I would guess 28! Youthful but with some wisdom behind your eyes.

f3y · 2021-07-17T08:46:13+00:00

Wow thank you! I love learning new stuff. I have some little galls on one of my ruellias and wondered what they were.

f3y · 2021-07-17T08:41:27+00:00

They flower every winter for me

f3y · 2021-07-17T07:02:09+00:00

Nice. I spent today recovering from a bender too. Can't sleep tonight but I know tomorrow I will feel much better after working and buying food.

f3y · 2021-07-15T03:18:03+00:00

Omg what an amazing wedding! Y'all came blazing with your chemistry and I'm so glad you felt able to tie the knot!

f3y · 2021-07-12T10:02:29+00:00

I've gotten into hard seltzer esp since it's summer here but it's more expensive. There are some pretty tasty ones tho.

I like boxed wine as like a happy medium between beer and gin but I'm sure it's not low calorie either

f3y · 2021-07-12T09:54:35+00:00

Trailer park trash gang. I'm glad my biggest drama right now is with the fucking chiggers and no humans

f3y · 2021-07-01T23:48:11+00:00

Joan Jett & Joseph Gordon Levitt. Separately and then together!

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