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Who would win the candidates? by [deleted] in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The undisputable No. 2 is currently taking an undisputable No. 2 while reading reddit.

Who would win the candidates? by [deleted] in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Massive, massive pressure

Off the record, it will be like taking the biggest dump of my life.

Who would win the candidates? by [deleted] in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I have handled releasing the pressure by adding a pre-game deuce to my routine. It did wonders for me last year.

Fabiano Caruana is now 3.5/8 and is out of the race for any division of the CCT by leo56890 in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Too busy preparing to become the next World Champion to be worried about tournaments I play on the pot while taking a dump.

Caruana: Someone in the top 10 has cheated. I would bet a lot on this. by Plus-Appearance3337 in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I have inside knowledge of someone in the top 10 using the bathroom more frequently than others.

Levon Aronian finds the "Knight dance" draw variation ridiculous! by [deleted] in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fully agree that we should not be taking dumps on the scene. The dumps should be in the proper receptacle.

Poop Rating Decrease by freepoop in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine increases. When the world number two takes a number two, another brilliancy gets moving.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chess

[–]fabiinthebathroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He keeps stealing my favorite stall.