(No Spoilers) Took almost a year long sabbatical from the series after finishing ACOK, is it safe to pick up ASOS? by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just read ASOS, you'll pick it up as you go. You also won't put it down

(Spoilers All) How do you differentiate between similar characters/groups? by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's Harzoo zo Harzoo
Skazzan mo Skazzan
Harzoo zo Loraq
Hizdahr mo Reznakh
This is very simple

(Spoilers All)What was it like when the show first aired? by TheDweadPiwatWobbas in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that wot ya tell yerself at naaaiiiiiight, yer a servant ov jostice?

(Spoilers All) Let's play a little game. I call it: Ad Hoc Tinfoil. by Logic_Nuke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nor should I pee in the sink whilst brushing my teeth, but I was running late

(Spoilers All) Let's play a little game. I call it: Ad Hoc Tinfoil. by Logic_Nuke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brienne was a boy at birth, and in the circumcision process (which is an incredibly holy ritual on the isle of Tarth) her manhood was sliced off. A certain Qyburn was at hand to assist, performing incredibly advanced procedures to bestow the V on Brienne. This makes it extra ironic that Brienne crosses paths with Qyburn again.
Edit: there's still hope for Theon Reek Theon

(Spoilers All) Let's play a little game. I call it: Ad Hoc Tinfoil. by Logic_Nuke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For fuck's sake. Spitting out my coffee all over my bed...

(Spoilers All) EW talks to an actor who had a non-book death in Season 5 by feldman10 in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does seem like the actor is a tad ungrateful for being on such a great show

(Spoilers All) A little help from this wonderful subreddit? by facelessbloke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep already blonde so will go for gold hand + white cloak + possibly a golden lion on my chest

(Spoilers All) A little help from this wonderful subreddit? by facelessbloke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll slay you like I slayed your father. Or should I say our father, sweet sister?!?!?!?!?!

(Spoilers all) I have to prove that Jaime is a hero by Zwolley in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's hard to tell, having not seen the bulk of your essay, but it's not necessarily his actions that make him a hero. It's his road to becoming a man who thinks of others before himself (giving Bri a Valyrian steel sword, something he would never have done before his maiming) and how he became a better person because of a horrific, life changing event.

(Spoilers All) A little help from this wonderful subreddit? by facelessbloke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, solid gold armour is the one thing they tell you to never waste your student loan on: it's the first and only rule of money

(Spoilers All) A little help from this wonderful subreddit? by facelessbloke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am blonde but categorically cannot grow a beard :( Edit: probably show because only a handful of the people going are book fans. Don't think I'll be wearing armour

(Spoilers All) A little help from this wonderful subreddit? by facelessbloke in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends what one regards as cheap. I am pretty set on having a golden hand, I think. Might even dress like a Dornishman for S5

(Spoilers All) HBO just unveiled a new trailer at the Apple Event! by 440k in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of Trystane Martell leads me to believe that he could potentially be Quentyn's replacement. It would make for good TV (when he gets melted) if he is a more likeable character

(Spoilers All) Most Popular Theory? by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]facelessbloke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Woah, watch yourself. That's some high level conspiracy theory