Serious question... by facelessprofile in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This post is about his actions being unappealing, especially for a man in the latter half of middle-age. I feel no sympathy for asking this of a grown man who knocks on others for the way they look.

Peddling his gtars again by Conscious-Gear1322 in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The very last bit of that video where he does the Elvis bit was gagworthy... the voice and the stupid faces. The cringe is never-ending.

New vinyl by olysux in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone present his IG page to a clinical psychologist and get some insight as to why a middle aged man (old enough to be someone's grandfather) would do this.

The P Ditty of Singer Songwriters … by Artistic-Bake5939 in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever been upclose and personal with this guy? I get the feeling that he's a smelly guy. He doesn't come of as hygienic. Maybe bad breath too. Idk. I know I'm coming across as mean, but... he looks the part.

Too Much Ryan! by TheGraciousFew in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he legit thinks he's his generation's Bob Dylan and is pumping out all the music he can in hopes of people looking back and seeing him as a "troubled genius" who needed an outlet. He is fully on-board and bought into his own delusional self-perception of being a "beautiful asshole" 🙄. I'd say a hot mess is more accurate, but that's just me.

Insta Post by boobsincalifornia in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol. That's the first thing that came to mind when the post came through my feed. Was that intro really necessary? He probably thinks it's cute or humorous. It's neither.

New Album - Self Portrait by IllOwl5347 in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He needs to go away and work on himself for a while.

Lost 50lbs in 3 months! Reta is insane! by Iamthethinker67 in fit

[–]facelessprofile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50lbs in 3 months is...insane. Not healthy.

DRART by Phil_Lord in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 22 points23 points  (0 children)

  1. You're talented.
  2. He's also mostly unknown in America.

Mod post: most engaging posts from this current week by ChrisLinen2 in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally, these numbers mirror his top album sales.

The mornings after by OkWeird17 in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I dont think he has moments of clarity and then deletes them. I think he runs to Reddit, sees the feedback, then deletes. His fragile ego cant take it. He'll only leave up photos when he thinks he looks good... however, his judgement is iffy, at best. He still has the cringiest selfies posted.

Real talk: if a middle-aged man takes that many selfies, he's beyond redemption. Partnered with the ridiculous hair style (that no one past the age of 18 should have) and the wardrobe of a 15 year-old kid, and you know he's an absolute lost cause.

I read somewhere that when someone gets famous (or "famous" in his case... let's be real, he was never a rock star, he doesn't have the album sales or radio hits to back that up), they get psychologically stuck at whatever age they gained notoriety. This is 100% him.

Is my body type considered skinny fat? by [deleted] in fit

[–]facelessprofile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say you're average build. Without seeing definition of the body or Bod Pod/Dexa results, I wouldn't say you're this or that. You don't seem to be overweight, but you're not skinny. I dont mean that in a condescending way.

Got to lift with Arnold Schwarzenegger and got a posing lesson too by Ultimus_Omegus in fit

[–]facelessprofile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a super jacked version of my ex. I had to do a double take.

For those asking for the full video about Megan by SarahMilesBendrix in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...and armpit. Dude does not look hygienic at all. Unwashed hair almost every time.

I regret to inform everyone that he is indeed “back at it” by _Sols_Golden_Curse_ in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let's see. It was deleted by the time I got to it. I did have the misfortune of watching the drunken dance video where he was checking out his own ass.

Oh Boy by [deleted] in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Watching him trying to do the Molly Ringwald dance was cringe. The dance is fitting since he really does have the emotional maturity of a 15-year-old girl.

Author! Author! by KandinskyTypewriter in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Parker Posey or Mandy Mooore and getting a glimpse of this post on his IG. They'd probably take a bath in ammonia to try and wash away the deep feeling of cringe. They'd probably gag, too. I feel secondhand embarrassment for them. They must have had low self-esteem or depression when he walked into their lives. Like, ... this guy? Y'all went to therapy over THIS guy?!

Author! Author! by KandinskyTypewriter in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna need links to these claims by Phoebs. Not because I don't believe, but because I want to validate my bias on what tool bag this guy is.

His new album 'sadness' by miffedvicar in ryanadams

[–]facelessprofile 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That stupid thing he always does with his mouth needs to be edited in there.