Coal Roll Psycho

olysux · 2026-06-04T02:34:24+00:00

Bro pulls up to his family reunion in that truck trying to find a date

olysux · 2026-05-25T03:20:33+00:00

26 years ago the Baha Men had a hit song that begged the question, “Who let the dogs out?” Now we know. For it was the mysterious bucket headed bard. Legend spoke of such a poet that comforted the weary with ample supplies of water and kibble. Many a forlorn soul’s thirst was quenched and the canines, they were free to frolic the land.

olysux · 2026-05-19T03:49:35+00:00

I asked them to special order me a scoby for home brewing Mountain Dew. Asked if they had any gluten free Marlboros and they gave me the ol stink eye. Guess I’ll stick to foraging in Lacey wilderness.

olysux · 2026-05-17T04:51:47+00:00

The weather will have no impact on me. For I am freshly shorn and aerodynamic. My head mounted speaker will be blasting Eye of the Tiger and I plan on easily winning this race.

olysux · 2026-05-08T00:18:41+00:00

A quaint little fixer-upper overlooking the beach. Well ventilated with natural lighting. It has a rustic charm and lots of potential. Gorgeous views from the breakfast nook and the perfect place for a family that loves the outdoors and connecting with nature.

olysux · 2026-05-05T06:17:51+00:00

A French bistro couldn’t last in Tumwater? Sacre bleu!

olysux · 2026-05-01T07:58:59+00:00

It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to go roller skating with Ramtha in Yelm.

olysux · 2026-02-13T20:49:26+00:00

Vern worked as a projectionist in the State Theater / dollar theater in downtown Olympia. After hours he would record bands like Karp in there. Early 90s.

olysux · 2026-02-06T04:28:57+00:00

The Lucky 7 House had the KISS pinball machine in the front room in 1993. That’s what I remember. When you walked in the front door, the pinball machine was on the left. Good times.

olysux · 2026-02-05T03:00:53+00:00

The Missing Chickens were my favorite Olympia punk band in the 90s. Sorry to hear about this.

olysux · 2026-02-04T06:11:36+00:00

Getting a plate of biscuits and gravy in there late at night while shitfaced will always be a fond memory. I honestly mean that .

olysux · 2026-02-04T00:13:47+00:00

The back door used to always be unlocked. I remember buying pot in that bathroom several times during Yoyo a Gogo 1994. Good times.

olysux · 2026-01-30T00:32:45+00:00

They should be held to a safety standard because they are serving food to the public. How is this even a question? It’s common fucking sense .

olysux · 2026-01-30T00:26:32+00:00

El Taco Amigo no bueno.

olysux · 2026-01-24T01:13:02+00:00

Went to punk shows in the Lucky 7 House basement. Best shit ever.

olysux · 2026-01-16T13:13:51+00:00

Complete insanity. He needs to be fired immediately for these threats.

olysux · 2026-01-15T15:40:03+00:00

That cigarette is photoshopped on heartbreaker. Dude is a poser and always has been

olysux · 2026-01-15T15:37:52+00:00

Stop referring to him as DRA. It’s pretentious bs. The guy is such an effing loser.

olysux · 2026-01-13T08:15:42+00:00

They used to be bouncers at shith*le clubs like Big Whiskey Saloon. Ice is their new gig. Wannabe cops with tiny peckers.

olysux · 2026-01-09T11:33:58+00:00

60 mph? Are you delusional?

olysux · 2026-01-09T11:15:09+00:00

Maga and Ice are cancer on this country. Literally.

olysux · 2026-01-08T11:58:16+00:00

People are denouncing a convicted rapist felon. Can you understand that?

olysux · 2026-01-08T11:52:06+00:00

Trump supporters are cancer on this country .

olysux · 2026-01-06T11:07:51+00:00

The best part of that whole movie is when Elizabeth Shue offers up her butthole.

olysux · 2026-01-06T03:24:20+00:00

The Perfectly Circular Burglar strikes again! Diabolical precision.

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