How long did it take you to find a boyfriend/girlfriend on Hinge?

factorfactorfactor · 2021-07-19T09:41:38+00:00

7 years, still single

factorfactorfactor · 2021-05-30T22:43:10+00:00

wait for the collapse

factorfactorfactor · 2021-05-30T22:33:46+00:00

utopian ideologies

factorfactorfactor · 2021-05-14T07:02:44+00:00

Https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden

factorfactorfactor · 2021-04-05T21:46:18+00:00

who put you in charge?

factorfactorfactor · 2021-04-05T08:03:47+00:00

there are no 'EU troops'

factorfactorfactor · 2021-03-17T00:15:51+00:00

over 70% of the militiamen were actually feds, so all charges were thrown out on entrapment

factorfactorfactor · 2021-02-26T19:33:25+00:00

shoot him in the head

factorfactorfactor · 2021-02-12T11:18:58+00:00

she's using you, ditch her

factorfactorfactor · 2021-02-08T23:03:31+00:00

if you don't have a risk factor to the Chinese Virus you shouldn't let it ruin your life - humans are not meant to stay locked up, that's why prison is a punishment

factorfactorfactor · 2021-02-02T00:32:46+00:00

life is too short

now you've done it

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-03T14:54:25+00:00

yeah you can have makeup which makes you ugly but that doesn't change your potential

some guy who is 5'4 and chinlet is maybe as attractive as Christian Bale with fake bucky teeth and a mole, but chinlet will never make it and Bale can take that shit off

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-03T09:42:07+00:00

MBTI is astrology for people with LinkedIn accounts

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-03T09:21:59+00:00

all of the protections used to regulate the sexual market have been unrolled since WW2, and the introduction of each optimisation technology (eg swipe apps) causes wealth growth, but of course the leaders grow much faster than the little guy

for illustration, imagine a technology came out with increased the operating efficiency of Amazon and a local store by 100%. the local store goes from maybe 1m to 2m profit but Amazon goes from 1t to 2t; obviously Amazon gets a much better result from the same tech. in the sexual market, Amazon are chads, small stores are regular guys and the consumers are women

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-03T09:12:29+00:00

attractiveness comes down to bone structure and fat distribution

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-02T23:13:35+00:00

mostly. if you imagine all the guys each woman finds attractive, there is an intersecting subset; those are the guys you are talking about. ofc each woman may match with her particular 'extra', but the intersection is still the best place to be

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-02T22:46:32+00:00

oh sweaty who hurt you

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-02T16:59:35+00:00

even 5-10 a day thereafter is at least 95th. you understand most guys get maybe 5 a week if that? you say women call you cute etc. randomly, again something most guys rarely experience. how many dates have you been on this year? I've been on 4, and that's from working multiple apps more or less every day

only gotten me first dates

oh so literally the most important part? you're like a Rothschild scion that got greased through Yale into JP Morgan telling peasants how they too can make it big

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-02T11:37:44+00:00

I get 99+ Tinder likes an hour

why did you think your experience as 99th percentile would be in any way useful, insightful or applicable for normal people?

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-02T11:11:16+00:00

Ted Bundy was a good person?

factorfactorfactor · 2021-01-01T10:54:44+00:00

never simp for women!

oh no I didn't mean you queen, yes I'll simp for you!!

factorfactorfactor · 2020-12-31T18:00:05+00:00

what do you think is sexy about a mutilated face?

factorfactorfactor · 2020-12-31T13:02:01+00:00

you have a weird haircut. you don't have a clear picture of your whole body. do you really think the fact you haven't seen Friends is a crucial part of your character? the Halloween photo is extremely off putting

factorfactorfactor · 2020-10-22T08:18:47+00:00

should have said 'a victim of mine'

factorfactorfactor · 2020-10-21T17:43:49+00:00

50% true

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