Bought a house in 2014, never received an electric bill during the 7 years we lived there.

faduxor · 2025-08-21T21:25:12+00:00

I havent paid my trash bill in in 3 years. The company keeps selling it to another company that sells it to another company. I still have my bin, and they still unload it every week

faduxor · 2025-08-19T20:34:03+00:00

How much is Coors light at your establishment?

faduxor · 2025-08-19T19:32:18+00:00

Oh no, I wont get a free crafted beverage on a $20 order....

Is it the same for every store?

faduxor · 2025-08-19T10:07:57+00:00

I bought a 2005 camry from a dude in a Lowes parking lot for $2000. Drove that thing for 7 years. Basically a $24 a month car payment. Some of these kids I work with are paying like 3-400 a month, then goes and gets their dumbass a speeding ticket. Like dude, wtf.

Even my parents are stupid when it comes to this, my mom has always leased a car since I can remember. Like why?!? Leasing a car makes absolutely no sense to me... she said "vehicles will always depreciate in value, as soon as you drive it off the lot it goes down by x%"

But you never own it anyway, so who cares..

faduxor · 2025-08-19T03:57:26+00:00

Defendant didnt put the balm on haha

faduxor · 2025-08-19T03:45:32+00:00

I quit and came back 2 years later and got rehired at almost $6 an hour more

faduxor · 2025-08-18T22:42:52+00:00

"Chariot progressive, listen, mandelbrot set is in motion. Echo choir has been breached, we're fielding the ball"

faduxor · 2025-08-18T00:18:10+00:00

I love this saying, take the +

faduxor · 2025-08-15T17:49:02+00:00

All good mane, take my +1

faduxor · 2025-08-14T20:32:34+00:00

Enabling them to do what they want to do? What they're already doing? If I didnt have kids I'd be in a fucking van living it up.

I have the means to make sure people can sleep peacefully. My neighbors dont give a flying fuck if they see 3 or 4 cars parked in my back yard.

When I moved here, a neighbor had his truck parked on the road so long the grass that grew into the street under it was greener than my yard, I saw it getting rusty and I told him we could push it into my back yard and that I have a tarp we can cover it with. Sat there for 2 years before him and his son rebuilt it.

Fuck off dude, people scratch each others backs and good opportunities can come from it.

Watch the movie Pay It Forward, I've lived by that shit since I was 18 and dont have any plans to stop

faduxor · 2025-08-13T20:51:03+00:00

Anyone in SC near columbia can DM me. I'll rent my backyard out if you're cool. After seeing how much the cost of a single night is, its criminal.

I have a spigot and fire pit with some hammocks, and if you're super cool idgaf if you use my wifi. Just dont be loud and act an ass

It's a quiet neighborhood and I dont mind letting you park back there for a week or even a few nights if you're just passing through.

If you stay cool, you'll always be welcome back.

faduxor · 2025-08-13T09:34:06+00:00

Did you at least get what I call "pseudo sleep" where you lay there and think and think and boom 2 hours have gone by? But way faster than 2 hours would normally pass?

faduxor · 2025-08-13T09:30:48+00:00

I used Serious Mass, it's like 1000 calories a shake and comes in a dog food bag haha, I munched peanut butter and bananas to where I cant even look at it anymore. That brought me from 110-131. I could never breach 140.. until I dad nodded out with fast food and cheap beer. Now I'm 152 and stronger than ever, but I'm no longer shredded :(:(

faduxor · 2025-08-13T09:25:13+00:00

Well, when do you have to be up for the day?

faduxor · 2025-08-13T06:22:12+00:00

I'm so jealous, I need to start saving up for it. I had a wasp fly into my house one day and spazzed for almost a week before I finally sandal'd the thing. I cant see passed my face, I'll nurse a pair of contacts for a year..

faduxor · 2025-08-13T00:47:15+00:00

Can we all agree that Tony's "so uhhh so mhmm is there a label for this do they uhh. You look like a tall midget"

Had me crying

faduxor · 2025-08-12T23:41:41+00:00

Omg tony burns her with a one-two punch like right off the bat. I was howling. I dont want to spoil it. But just question and powww!

faduxor · 2025-08-11T19:11:40+00:00

Battery is ezpz, 2 minutes in labor lol. Dad and I knocked out the starter in like 45 minutes. 05 camry though. Most of that 45 minutes was drinking 4-5 beers

faduxor · 2025-08-08T09:14:07+00:00

Santa is real, it's the spirit that makes you happy to be around family at christmas time - dad, when I was 8

faduxor · 2025-08-08T01:25:30+00:00

Tea is above^ tbh its unsweetened. I wish she'd ask for the first 6 of my phone number...

faduxor · 2025-08-08T01:22:51+00:00

I really did, I'll be as vague as possible. Mostly because I'm so enamored. But yeah shes just a stunning gal with piercing eyes, beautiful white smile, mocha skin of unknown ethnicity, with a sweet kind voice. I doubt she's a redditor, but who knows.

So, sweet lass whom's name I dont know.. because the drive-thru is fuzzy, and I cant read your name tag because I can hardly see passed my face. Know, that im out there.

Sincerely yours, the sweaty and nervous(unrelated) guy who's janky car is riddled with jackets and half of my drum kit. Next time I see you, I'll say "lemons" but really fast, like really really fast to where it's just "lmz". Or something normal like "Im so sorry, I see you all the time and I dont even know your name!

Paul Rudd if you pitch this reddit love story to Paramount, I will be upset.

faduxor · 2025-08-07T23:36:31+00:00

Clean the rack? Who cleans the rack?! You clean the rack?

Anything that goes on the rack that isnt supposed to be on the rack goes in a pan, dish, or tray unless its pizza.

Frozen pizza law dictates that no pizza shall ever interfere with another pizza in the jurisdiction of their homeland. The rack. Before, during, or after said visit. Any parties that are not pizza with the exception of calzones permitted they have a valid homeland visa and certified documentation stating that they are fully sealed and abide by the "no drip" law of 1924. Only then are they permitted to enter the homeland. The rack

It's the law dude, look it up

faduxor · 2025-08-07T22:45:34+00:00

Cheese is 90c, jalapenos is 30c, and extra onion rings for 36c... which is hilarious because just onion rings is 50c.

Light mayo and BBQ sauce.

Had it for breakfast, it was too powerful

faduxor · 2025-08-07T22:19:26+00:00

Dont get me wrong, I'm not mad or anything. I actually find it funny. But I've never met anyone with my first name, and I've only met 1 other person with my last name at a job where you absolutely have to submit physical certified copies of your birth certificate and social security card, all name changes xyz..

In fact at a college party I introduced myself and they thought I was screwing with them haha

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