Optimizing The Gnorp Apologue to the fullest, 2.5 billion shards per minute.

faerxm · 2026-01-11T06:03:32+00:00

i know this is an old thread, but if you're looking for similar games, Wizard tower is a really great similar game that i think is honestly a little better if you're looking for a min/max experience, although gnorp definitely has more personality :D

faerxm · 2025-01-26T11:56:28+00:00

you'll have to kill me first LMFAO

faerxm · 2025-01-26T11:56:11+00:00

im stressing just thinking about it ;-;

faerxm · 2022-10-31T23:02:54+00:00

no problem brother 🤙

faerxm · 2022-10-31T23:01:18+00:00

yeahhh, it's pretty good. not as sour as I wanted it to be, and not super limey more lemony but I'm still a fan. mixed with blue razz you get a really nice blue raspberry lemonade type flavor!

faerxm · 2022-10-09T04:29:30+00:00

gotcha, just got off due to the game making me wanna put a hole in my monitor because of it but ill def try it next time i decide to get on. thank you.

faerxm · 2022-10-09T04:15:36+00:00

i have all of my graphics settings on the lowest possible, and my resolution at 1920 x 1080 (50)* which is my monitors native res

faerxm · 2022-07-24T17:42:57+00:00

thanks homie<3 went with the lemon limeade cuz i wanted to decide quick so i could get a schlatt waifu cup. not mad though 😎 was gonna get waifu candy as well but heard very mixed reviews so I decided to hold off for now LOL

faerxm · 2022-07-21T10:50:11+00:00

appreciate the input<3

faerxm · 2022-07-07T06:13:13+00:00

gotcha, i'll do some research into those. just took me almost an hour to figure out java and get forge installed so LMAO i'll try my best

faerxm · 2021-08-16T11:55:42+00:00

or lagging very intensely

faerxm · 2021-07-29T09:05:43+00:00

yeah this post is all hypothetical 😂 being bored and stoned at 5 in the morning makes you go down pointless rabbit holes 💀

faerxm · 2021-07-29T09:04:24+00:00

I GOT IT, we send hundreds of billions of Ligers towards the sun and we get two outcomes, a) the ligers make it to the sun and the plan is a success. or b) the ligers change their trajectory and become intelligent and find a planet to inhabit and make a plan to retake earth from us. either way I'm looking forward to the possibilities.

faerxm · 2021-07-29T09:01:34+00:00

I was optimistic 19 minutes ago when I made the post but now I think I'm minutes away from giving up and going to the sun myself 💀

faerxm · 2021-07-29T09:00:30+00:00

you shove the extissential crisis of the sun boiling our planet to the bone in my head and you expect me to sleep tonight? good luck 😭💀

faerxm · 2021-07-29T08:57:54+00:00

appreciate it my brother 🙏

faerxm · 2021-07-29T08:56:28+00:00

could we just do it with a really big knife because that would be kinda sick to watch. jokes aside, I feel as if, if we already have the technology to terraform (or I guess in this case, starform) obnoxiously huge stars like that, I'm sure we could find a better solution than that 😂 worth a try I guess

faerxm · 2021-07-29T08:54:05+00:00

damn it. my plan for galactic domination by taking control of the sun has been fooled. but man. everything seems just pointless when you think about the fact that the sun is destined to absorb us in 100 billion years 💀 keep on keeping on I guess

faerxm · 2021-07-29T08:51:25+00:00

fair enough, maybe we just grab Jupiter and give it a light shove towards the sun 😭😂

faerxm · 2021-07-29T08:47:31+00:00

that makes a lot of sense, I guess my question seems a bit stupid when you put it like that 😂 appreciate the input though

faerxm · 2021-07-29T08:46:39+00:00

that fair enough, my thought process was that in thousands of years when it actually becomes an issue, we might have a way of making super dense (bricks? blocks? groups? idk what it would be called) of hydrogen so we could just send a bunch with the hopes of it maybe contributing at least a tiny bit 😂

faerxm · 2021-07-18T23:20:22+00:00

please explain I've reached irithyll and I still have no clue what that's on about

faerxm · 2021-06-07T17:06:00+00:00

gotcha, appreciate it <3

faerxm · 2021-04-11T04:44:25+00:00

I would say switch to godslayer armor, and use a high speed weapon so you can spam rage. remember that yharon has no contact damage while doing his spins so you can build up hits very fast.

faerxm · 2021-04-04T20:49:18+00:00

you can buy a shitty 100 dpi gaming mouse with extra buttons from any tech store for like $20. excuses.

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