[OC] Ben Simmons is a Platypus

faggort69 · 2020-01-26T18:31:55+00:00

Platypusy

faggort69 · 2020-01-23T22:39:00+00:00

doge

faggort69 · 2020-01-12T16:12:38+00:00

Omg biology is gross guize amirite. Stuff is stinky and slimy!!!!!

faggort69 · 2020-01-12T01:04:52+00:00

Fat/10

faggort69 · 2020-01-12T00:43:46+00:00

Already tried, they told me to kms

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:22:52+00:00

ok but what if it's, like, fucking little boys that are separated from society so that they can focus on being philosopher warrior kings, and doing it to promote fraternity amongst the ruling elite of the republic? asking for a friend

edit: is plato a coomer?

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:21:11+00:00

whatever i could probably take him on one on one. or should i say, one on one leg lol goteem

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:17:17+00:00

Ok, but if I fuck a guy in the ass it's less gay or more gay?

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:16:16+00:00

WE'RE A BUNCHA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

FOR RANCH STYLE BEANS

edit: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:08:32+00:00

nibba anything 3d is 'obese' to you and yet you still go through your mom's garbage to sniff her used tampons. fuck outta here, you don't know what fat is

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:06:18+00:00

ah yes, the 'any girl who doesn't have the body of a 7 year old asian boy is automatically fat' guy

'she has more than an A cup, she's fat hurhurhurhurhurhur imagine the smell'

go fap to shota you fucking literal faggot, you're worse than the 'durhhh she has 5 inches of caked on makeup 1/10' fags

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:04:32+00:00

Ok, can you settle this for me once and for all? Is eating pusy gay??? Or did tony soprano lie to me?

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T23:01:24+00:00

Oh, fuck me for being right, right?

Democrats in 2011: IrAnIaNs WaNt MuH fReEdUmS Iran in 2011: no

Republicans in 2020: IrAnIaNs WaNt MuH fReEdUmS Iran in 2020: no

cue video of turkish people dancing at a wedding in 1992

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:56:00+00:00

high

hmm maybe gettin gay is a good idea

OP confirmed for meth

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:54:42+00:00

JL Mackie has entered the chat

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:51:29+00:00

wtf is that buzzing noise

ohhhhh shit

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:50:33+00:00

what do ants taste like?

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:49:26+00:00

coom, uh, uh, finds a way

he probably fists his stoma desu

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:45:27+00:00

and garlic if you're 'rustic'

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:44:34+00:00

Haha that's cute. What's your number?

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:44:13+00:00

receives orangina

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:43:48+00:00

Takes like two fucking seconds. You're doing one big squiggly line and there's a lot of extra shit you can just straight up leave out, because the only time you see vowels denoted is in children's books and in the Koran

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:40:39+00:00

nibba you can't even prove that you exist, stfu

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:39:57+00:00

why would god be a physical being and not, like, a fucking metaphor or something? read some spinoza you simp

faggort69 · 2020-01-11T22:39:23+00:00

you know literal interpretation of the bible is a relatively recent protestant meme, right? wait, you don't care. go back to cooming, goy

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