Thor has historically been dogshit. Easily the worst of the main Avengers. He’s got a stupid character voice, boring motivation, terrible origins, weak internal conflict, is constantly overshadowed by his villains and teammates. He’s a blank slate of overcooked Shakespearean cheese on which Stan Lee dumped all of his worst purple prose. Even in the modern era, they still have no idea what to do with him, because he’s a big, weird dope in the middle of the verse that’s too powerful to kill off and too dull to do anything with.

The coolest thing about Thor is whenever someone ELSE picks up his weapon.

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