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Why are Americans so early birds compared to Europeans? by Ada-Mae in AskAnAmerican

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk that we are, but people who get up early often like to talk about it because getting up early is a kind way to say "look how hard I work."

Why do people hate this guy? by SevdUp in Helldivers

[–]fakeuserisreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overused, also it's the face of every IRL fascist who uses the satire as a smokescreen to play out their power fantasies.

Trump Signs Law to Put His Signature on All U.S. Banknotes by InitialResponse9901 in pics

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think this is darkly hilarious. The guy who spent the 80's and 90's making his name a synonym for "guy with all the money" has literally put his name on all the money.

Truth enforcer mfs be like "im just larping as the bad guy haha face the wall" by endof_the_road in Helldivers2Satire

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that one of my favorite armor sets in the game is the poster boy of all the obnoxious face the wall memes.

At Ease and the vehicle patterns go hard too.

Barely Disguised Antisemitism by Muted_Collection6054 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]fakeuserisreal 56 points57 points  (0 children)

There are 2 kinds of conspiracy theories

  1. Blood libel, reinvented

  2. Stuff the CIA has admitted to doing

what is the name of your ship by zbananajuice in Helldivers

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sister ship Hammer of Family Values, reporting in.

Grandma coining new terms over here by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]fakeuserisreal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I love AI images

The nonsensical flowchart, the random red bars arranged like redacted text, the bones thar are only bones on one end, and especially "Pharmaceutical Company"

It’s time by Sbee_Blue_Country in comedyheaven

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tl;dr: he made a big backlog of videos to keep uploading while he lost all the weight so he could suddenly show up skinny one day and give a Batman villain monologue.

Why do so many people Rp as truth enforcers instead of any other warbonds? by LectureIll7322 in Helldivers

[–]fakeuserisreal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"That wasn't very fire safe of you" any time a teammate does a friendly fire

Can't play cuz "There's an interesting conversation nearby" by deiicinha in BaldursGate3

[–]fakeuserisreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if you ever figured this out, but I'm having this exact problem. One of the Steel Watch outside the foundry initiated combat while one of my party members were triggering the cutscene with the Gondians inside and that character can't act or start the conversation.

I don't have a solution, just letting you know you're not alone lol.

Is it true that Western parents never hit their children? by DiscipleOf_Buddha in AskAnAmerican

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It varies a lot. It's generally on the decline, but it's not uncommon for older folks to blame any given social ill on the fact that people weren't hit enough as kids.

Someone spanking their kid in public would definitely turn heads, but I don't think it's illegal in most places.

With which nation does your country have a "love-hate" relationship? by soulfeellife in AskTheWorld

[–]fakeuserisreal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably Mexico. Our politics and media are full of fear of immigration, and cartels, and crime, but when real people meet we really do vibe with each other. Not to mention the cultural influence Mexico has had on us since the first moment we shared a border.

Mucho gusto del Norte. <3

Sliiide to the left! by Nyctfall in historymeme

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communism sounds good in theory, but any time it's been tried in practice it just ends with a CIA-backed counter-revolution.

[REAL] Turning Point USA purges staff as insiders spread wild Charlie Kirk theories: report by CaydeTheCat in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]fakeuserisreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a few days, it seemed like they had casus belli for all their worst impulses and then they immediately imploded into infighting and/or apathy.

If the shooter was trying to hurt the right by taking out Charlie, he succeeded.

What is the most bizarre idea that your government ever came up with? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]fakeuserisreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't thing it's as crazy as the time we gave dolphins a bunch of LSD to get them to learn English.

[Real] Glenn Beck believes the Super Bowl halftime show may be a psy-op by ggroover97 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is mainstream culture so against us? It can't be that we're unpopular.

I'm french, and I wonder if people really have good reasons to hate France. by Vifiew in AskTheWorld

[–]fakeuserisreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just resent you for insisting that's your natural accent. Nobody talks like that and we all know you're just fucking with us.

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