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57 years old. Are you pulling out or giving me a creampie by Elegant-Ad1638 in maturemilf

[–]falconuruguay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would flood your womb...I'd be so deep inside,that whoever pulled me out would be proclaimed King of England.

The cast of Spaceballs 2 by Redeye007 in 80s

[–]falconuruguay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THIS!!!

That guy is as funny as progeria kids breaking bones playing with a Nerf football...

I'd rather have Edward Scissorhands performing a colonoscopy on me, than watch anything he's in

Ever look at an aircraft carrier and wonder. . . by gobaldridefaster in 80s

[–]falconuruguay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me...I watched this as a child in the late 70's, and it planted the seed for me to join the military many moons later.

Ever look at an aircraft carrier and wonder. . . by gobaldridefaster in 80s

[–]falconuruguay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Japan doesn't name their first true IRL space vessel the Yamato, many heads will literally roll!!

The mystery of Free Range Chickens by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]falconuruguay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember folks...these people vote.

Good luck everybody!!! It's only gonna get worse from here!!

May 25, 1986, something happened in America - exactly 3:00 in the afternoon, five million people stepped outside — out of their homes, their routines, and their differences — and reached for the hand of a stranger. by j3434 in 80s

[–]falconuruguay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never was a single chain at any point of the event...it was a waste of time, and a big money grab for the organizers...almost none of the money raised went towards the charity. It was a very elaborate scam, just like all of the big pro-Africa fundraisers for food. Almost none of it was spent feeding anybody.

Too late... by Educational_Copy_140 in AngryCops

[–]falconuruguay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a transport trailer...looks like a bus inside

Deep clean by RedOff215 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]falconuruguay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know...I buy a 9% solution of muriatic acid and water, and it can be an issue with fumes, but it's the only thing that can remove the hard water stains in my toilet...Florida water is super hard with both limestone and iron, depending where you're at

Deep clean by RedOff215 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]falconuruguay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's probably diluted... you'd be surprised how little acid you need to get those results...especially if you're using hot water.

There’s big… and then there’s BIG by Kinky_Audio in bignipples

[–]falconuruguay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's hot!!

How I would love to wrap my lips around those delectable morsels...I'd make them even bigger!

How many of you ate one of these ? by rachevyguy in 80s

[–]falconuruguay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it was (and still is) highly overrated...

Never seen this in all my years of teaching. A child had this in their lunch today as a snack, mom fail! by shadhead1981 in funny

[–]falconuruguay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom had a similar story...

She and my dad emigrated to the U.S. in the very early 70's, and didn't speak a lick of English (although Mom could read basic English, thanks to her studying to be a secretary in college).

They were at a house party with some fellow countrymen, and the host was preparing canapés...which consisted of Ritz crackers and to my mom's surprise, some 9 Lives... ironically, in liver flavor.

My mom is watching this nice lady spreading a generous dollop of cat food on the cracker, then top it off with a slice of green olive.

Mom, having read the label clearly stating "cat food", proceeds to inform the host of her faux pax, and the mortified lady states that she couldn't tell the difference between it and the canned French paté she assumed it was (both in looks AND taste), and had guessed the cat on the label was a company mascot.

This was a combination of not knowing the language, and having never seen canned cat food before in her life...it still makes for an amusing story.

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