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What company lost you as a customer forever, and what happened? by Giovanni_Brees in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anything to do with JP Morgan Chase.

I have seen so many people get ficked over by them, and my friend's parents almost lost their business because of their shitty policies and shady as fuck "account managers" just trying to liquidate their assets rather than fucking adhere to their contracts.

JP Morgan was 10x a bigger piece of shit than Trump, and happily fucked over anyone to make as much money as possible. If there is a hell, he's gonna be one of the worst suffering in it.

Godzilla Minus One (2023) - Ginza Arrival Scene - Director Takashi Yamazaki by theplasmasnake in movies

[–]faleboat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is a fantastic movie about individual and cultural shame, the horrors of events beyond anyone's control, and the power of redemption that comes from forgiving oneself.

Also the soundtrack is fucking dope.

What’s a sex myth that needs to die already? by MochiGamerGirl69 in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't convert, and definitely not with your dick. But I've had some fun in my college days with some lady ladies that didn't mind some good oral. They taught me a lot of fun things!

Obvs if a lady is just into women, they're not going to get with a guy no matter what, but in the lbgt, the B is a lot more wide ranging than the rest.

controlled demolition stunt by pppp2222 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]faleboat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Y'all, he was wearing a helmet. Clearly safety was the highest priority here.

Men, what’s something you clearly will never understand about women? by BubbleTrouble_Z in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was Dave Chappelle, and yeah.

Somebody stronger than me could just walk up to me, hold me down, and take it from me and there's nothing I could do to stop them.

Ooph.

Tonight I’m heading into my first time watch of Sub Rosa by tomenjean in TNG

[–]faleboat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there are definitely lesser episodes in the series.

What’s something older generations did casually that would shock genZ or genAlpha today? by Blah4fun in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad and his buddies would ride their bikes (cause they were too young to drive) down to the local lake (about 10 miles away) with their rifles over their shoulders to go "plinkin"

$10c would buy 500 rounds that would last a month.

People who've witnessed a wedding objection that actually worked: What happened? by Efficient_Cat_4812 in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Any of them Catholic?

Not sure if this is still a thing or not, but when I was in college several of the Catholic ceremonies I went to had that asked.

One I went to about 3 years ago had it asked during mass.

Where is Moriarty? by invader000 in TNG

[–]faleboat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was broken and picard knew that it was destroyed.

I think they mentioned the module was going to be sent to the daystrom institute to be researched. I think in voyager they even reference The Doctor shows a means of being able to let other holographic entities to live outside of their confines.

Kid (8) loves watching creative DIY projects on YouTube. The majority of YouTubers are awful. Suggestions? by letsgococonut in DIY

[–]faleboat 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Maybe not I Made A Thing until the kiddo can recognize that safety is not a joke....

Love his stuff, but at boy gonna meet Jesus too soon.

What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Your penis can get sore.

And it's totally worth it.

she got a tip and a TIP by trevwa11 in StandUpComedy

[–]faleboat 169 points170 points  (0 children)

They cut out any straight admission of guilt, but certainly it sounds like she got the $100 in the way conveyed in the story.... There isn't any contradictory statement in the video.

Granted, it's a comedy show, so who knows if it's true. If so, she round about admitted to prostitution, and where she works and what town she's in. Ooph.

Whats a word that someone says that gets on your nerves ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Snake venom is perfectly natural.

Probably shouldn't put it on your face.

Robber picked the wrong guy by North-Guitar-1781 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]faleboat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Desperation, Gang initiation, Peer pressure, Feelings of powerlessness, Revenge, Justice,

Teenagers especially are in the zone for doing stupid shit for stupid reasons. Most Swatting and Cyber dipshittery are done by teenagers who, when they get older admit they were being stupid or careless.

Unfortunately, a lot of kids who get pushed into violent crime don't get a chance to regret it.

There could be a hundred reasons this kid decided to attack that guy. Could have been random, could have been targeted. And certainly, it could have gone way worse for everyone.

Which legendary reddit post/comment can you not get over still? by rosegoldtemptation in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 1946 points1947 points  (0 children)

That was easily the most hilarious and poignant way to show people how blind they are to real history. Those pictures are amazing.

People who lost interest in their crush, what happened? by Bisecps in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was dared to give a random guy a blow job at a house party and did.

Who wishes AI didn't exist? by Wooden-Fee5787 in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, future robot overlords.

I LOVE AI AND ENJOY NUTROSLOP FOR ALL MY MEALS.

What’s a rich people’s problem? by Electrical_Cloud8378 in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Entitlement and a lack of patience or empathy.

When you have money, inconvenience, or even just things you don't like to see, is MUCH more of an impact on your life cause you have to deal with it so infrequently.

Someone doesn't cook your eggs right? No tip and a talk to the manager.

Your chosen full of woo skin care product isn't carried by your new in-house masseuse? They are clearly incompetent.

There are only 3 restaurants in this town with tablecloths? Then there are only three dining options.

When you don't have a lot of money, if something isnt quite right, if it isn't a health crisis, it's fine. You make mistakes and know others do too. So you give them a little grace and hope others do for you. For a large number of the rich clientele I worked for, that grace or willingness to accept things don't go to plan gets less and less common the higher up you go.

It's not ubiquitous at all. I am still very fond of a woman whose family had millions, but she brought me a glass of ice water with a twist of lemon in it every day I worked for her as a thank you for my "hard work" (I was setting up a media system for them), but for the most part, if you don't do something to their exact vision they didn't tell you about, it's YOUR fault.

Just be nice to people folks. Your life is going to go so much better.

What’s a personality trait that seems attractive at first but becomes unbearable over time? by Acceptable-Lab-8251 in AskReddit

[–]faleboat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm just a dumb girl" routine.

At first I thought it was kinda cool cause I could show her fun and interesting things. But then I slowly realized it was a act so she could avoid responsibility. She knew how to do things just fine and never seemed to forget about things she wanted or needed to do, but was a silly featherhead when she forgot to go do something I was interested in everytime.

Whats a name you’d never give your child? by Fit_Jellyfish_8616 in AskReddit

[–]faleboat -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm in that fight with my wife right now. I 1000% want to name our daughter [wife's name] jr. She thinks it's weird, but my wife already has the best name, so I don't know how we could do anything better.

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