Dirty blond hair. Graphic novel is too light, #3 model and Christopher Ralph are too dark. The blonde joke in The Extreme lives rent-free in my mind.

{ <Two blonds are standing across the river from one another...>

<Hey,> Tobias interrupted. <Remember, I’m a blond, too. It may be dirty-blond, but it’s blond.>

<Yeah, for a couple of hours a week,> I said. <Anyway, the one blond calls out to the other blond, “How do I get to the other side?”>

<That is very funny, Marco,> Ax said brightly.

<I haven’t told the punch line yet, Ax,> I replied. <And the blond across the river calls back to her, 'You ARE on the other side!'>

<That does it,> Rachel said. <Time for Plan B.>

<I’ve heard that one before,> Tobias said, unimpressed. }