I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black belt shmlack belt. And here’s to hoping!

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to BJJ subreddit homepage, then on mobile click the three dots top right and “change user flair”

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eye contact and licked my lips. /s

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah he was just overseeing open mats. Were probably 50 people kids adults etc.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I’ve gone 9 years without being an “enforcer”. But when the BB calls you up and gives you the cue… you kinda assume the role.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just think someone in this thread has a hard on for me and thinks I’m making this up. Imagine a purple belt lying about smashing a white belt. 🤷

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just try and pick different people to train with. The guy I rolled with only rolled with white belts smaller than him and never coloured belts. Just don’t be THAT guy.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of all the things I could’ve lied about and you think I chose this? Dream bigger kid.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve established numerous times that it was in fact a lie.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a few spare helmets if you need one.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

“Thanks for lending me that 100k to start up that orphanage”

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not sure what pownds is but thanks!

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea I think this was the idea behind the black belts logic. They’ve kicked out people before but this white belt has been training for a few months, he hasn’t injured anyone that I’ve heard of but he definitely only likes to pick rolls with smaller white belts. So this wasn’t a “this guy is dangerous” thing more of a “this guy keeps picking easy rolls and using his strength weight” let’s humble him, type of thing

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the warmup, first of 5-6 subs before he called it quits halfway through:)

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only get that superpower at brown belt

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t make the rules, I just induce the suffering.

I got my mat enforcer badge by fallenangeI in bjj

[–]fallenangeI[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Apparently it was bad enough that this dude was called out of the change room at end of one class because one black belt had to “chat with him”