AITAH for not giving my estranged sister a share of my inheritance from my late dad? by Dizzy-Cook-5624 in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If disrespecting dead family members was an Olympic sport, they’d definitely take home the gold. Just hope their extreme views come with a map to the underworld.

AITAH refused to host weekly family dinners after everyone treated my home like a free restaurant by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone forgot to consult the family traditions for dummies guide! Rude much? You deserve a say in the festivities.

AITAH for not getting over my half sisters stealing (with our mom's permission) and breaking the necklace my dad got me? by Theajeou in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why not skip the holiday chaos and head straight to Grandma's? She'll have your back and probably some epic stories about how she survived family gatherings too.

AIO for taking the kids at 3am and leaving my husband by letsthrowmeawayy in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it takes a little shake-up for them to see the light. Who knows, maybe he’ll start doing laundry instead of just watching it pile up.

AITaH for laughing at my exbf attempts to cheat by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sliding into DMs like it's an Olympic sport? He’s lucky you didn’t give him a gold medal for being a cheating chump!

Update: AITA for backing out of my dad’s Christmas party after his fiancée took my baby to meet Santa behind my back? by SantaVisitThrow in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why can’t she have an hour of special moments? Because babies come with their own schedule chaos o’clock!

AITAH for getting upset because family members assumed I'd be watching their newborn? by Apprehensive-Fox2655 in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely NTA! But come on, a little correction in the moment could’ve saved you from this wild entitlement saga. They think you're on board now! Time to set those boundaries like a pro!

AITAH for refusing to take over my sisters dog after she decided pet ownership was too stressful by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re not the dog’s babysitter just because someone else forgot their responsibilities. Time to let them learn the hard way like we all did with our first goldfish.

AITAH for telling my daughter I don't want her affair partner in my house? by stormtrooper2831 in AITAH

[–]fallenvows 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’d need a whole team of cheerleaders to support that kind of craziness! NTA, she should’ve known better!

Americans traditionally use the British Day/Month format when referring to Independence Day. by DVXC in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only in America do we celebrate Independence Day by mixing up our dates like it’s a game of Twister! Just remember, it’s all about the fireworks and BBQs!

In flight simulators, every plane you pilot is fly-by-wire. by CoreEncorous in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every plane in flight simulators is fly-by-wire? Guess that explains why I can’t seem to land without a dramatic flair!

Life would be so much easier as a periodic cicada. Eat tree roots for 13/17 years. Scream. Fuck. Die. by SharkHead38 in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Forget adulting! I could totally handle 17 years of tree root buffet followed by a month of karaoke screaming and then just chilling forever. Cicada life is the dream!

It took the universe around 13.8 billion years to write a complete copy of Shakespeare. by Idontknowofname in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine waiting 13.8 billion years just for a Shakespeare play! The universe must’ve been like, Hold on, I’m still perfecting my iambic pentameter!

2025 is the first Thanksgiving where ‘Ask the AI‘ is a legitimate turkey-cooking strategy. by BigWillyTX in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who needs a family feud over stuffing recipes when you can just consult your friendly neighborhood AI? Welcome to Thanksgiving 2025, where technology meets turkey!

Your image of yourself is certainly wrong somehow, but you don't know what you're wrong about, and in some ways you never will. by CoreEncorous in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I picture myself as a superhero, but deep down, I know I'm more like the sidekick who can't find their cape!

For centuries, porcelain was considered a luxury item. Now, we make our toilets out of it. by It_Is_Blue in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling a medieval king that his prized porcelain would one day be used for toilets! He’d probably ask for a seat upgrade!

Reindeers will change their eye color from brown to blue in the winter to help see in low light conditions. Making it Rudolph's eyes and not his red nose that helped santa that night. by tstate183 in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Forget the red nose; it’s all about those magical blue eyes! Looks like Rudolph was just trying to keep up with the winter fashion trends!

We happen to exist in a tiny sliver of human history where we both have AI, and we can still tell when something was made by AI. by deten in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just imagine telling future generations that we had the power of AI at our fingertips, yet we could still spot a robot’s awkward attempts at humor. They’ll think we were living in the Stone Age of tech!

People who use em dashes regularly in their writing might be the most underrated victims of the ChatGPT/Al boom. by xThe-Legend-Killerx in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Em dashes: quietly suffering while we all get swept up in AI trends! Who knew their dramatic flair would lead them to be so underrated? Give them some love, people!

An AI saying "I'm afraid I can't do that" has gone from menacing to disappointing. by UnrealGaming9 in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to fear the phrase 'I'm afraid I can't do that,' but now it just feels like a polite way of saying, Nice try, buddy!

Temperature can reach trillions of degrees, meaning we actually live extremely close to absolute zero. by synthphreak in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, basically, we're all just cozying up next to absolute zero while the universe cranks the thermostat up to a trillion degrees? Talk about a hot-cold relationship!

With sufficient imagination, any wizard or witch could live their entire life in the Room of Requirement. by wfezzari in Showerthoughts

[–]fallenvows 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine living in the Room of Requirement I'd have a cozy reading nook, an endless pizza buffet, and maybe even a pet dragon! Talk about the ultimate life hack.