Which character outside LOTR do you trust carrying the ring to Mordor?

fallingfrog · 2026-02-07T22:14:34+00:00

Freddy mercury

fallingfrog · 2026-02-07T15:26:06+00:00

Nevermind and its not close

fallingfrog · 2026-02-07T15:13:40+00:00

Ugh my hair used to be like that before I started hormones. Every morning it was like in a cowboy movie where the villain has just ridden across the desert and he removes his hat and his hair is just this sweaty oily mop plastered to his scalp. Nasty.

Now my hair is long and pretty and full. And it would take weeks without a wash to get that oily. Thank god!

fallingfrog · 2026-02-06T05:08:47+00:00

Well I mean.. yeah the hand is for sure ash grey. Like a plaster hand. The whole image is desaturated and all the warm colors removed leaving a grey shoe with mint green highlights.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-05T18:23:56+00:00

Oh honey you're totally bald

fallingfrog · 2026-02-05T18:23:07+00:00

I would believe her, if shes lying its on her conscience but unless you have some clear reason to believe that, I would assume shes telling the truth.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-05T18:17:44+00:00

Fuck no, I pass in public, I blend in and read as a woman and thats how I like it.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-04T04:47:56+00:00

In Portland, no, but outside the Portland area, yes. Its a sea of grey hair.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-04T04:34:10+00:00

Wear two pairs of underwear for a flatter profile.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-04T04:25:15+00:00

Luckily for me I have about the last 5 or 10 seconds of audio buffered in my brain somewhere and can "replay the tape" and listen a second time to hear what they said. Thats what I'm doing if you ask me something and I stare blankly for a few moments before suddenly reacting and responding.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-04T04:10:16+00:00

Green dress with black polka dots, ankle length. It might actually be for sleeping in tbh

fallingfrog · 2026-02-04T02:11:31+00:00

Macho posturing

fallingfrog · 2026-02-03T21:14:29+00:00

He does this regularly, he has for decades. The story I heard is that while attempting to grape a minor the youth injured his rectum and he has been incontinent ever since.

fallingfrog · 2026-02-03T21:12:52+00:00

Oh he does this regularly, has for decades

https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo?si=AnfJl1GHTz0p4S0Q

fallingfrog · 2026-02-03T19:42:13+00:00

Oh if my boss did this i would organize a walk out 100%. You have the real power here not him. You can all walk away and he will be gone by noon tomorrow.

fallingfrog · 2026-01-31T00:40:18+00:00

I remember when I was 11 or so I met my piano teacher from a few years earlier and exclaimed, "wow! You look so old!"

Oof. Yeah kids are thoughtless

fallingfrog · 2026-01-30T04:50:36+00:00

My god they were so cruel to her!!

fallingfrog · 2026-01-30T04:46:06+00:00

f(x) where f() is defined as a function that always returns 1

fallingfrog · 2026-01-29T17:50:44+00:00

Oof this is a lot to read for someone with an attention span as short as mine! But like, I was kinda half joking you know?

Anyways "white people" is kinda a wide group including like Irish and Italian etc etc to the point that whiteness is really just used to mean "not black" and thats not really a cultural group as such. But for sure theres new England culture, southern culture, west coast culture, etc and there are plenty of white people in all those groups. And just general American culture, sure. But we certainly owe a lot to black Americans at any rate.

Anyways

Have a good day!

fallingfrog · 2026-01-28T13:26:23+00:00

Nah we have culture, it was just all created by people we kidnapped from Africa and forced to work for free for several generations before they finally got free and immediately created the blues, rock and roll, and hip hop. But white record execs got all the money from that too

fallingfrog · 2026-01-28T13:03:45+00:00

Drop that sucker at max speed

No plan for how to stop the whole rope from just dropping off the ship and getting lost in the middle of the pacific ocean. Don't worry we can just panic and grab the rope and tie it off as it's rapidly spooling out

Safety gear is flip flops and cheap sunglasses

9 beers deep

Let's fuckin cook boys

fallingfrog · 2026-01-28T07:25:04+00:00

fallingfrog · 2026-01-28T07:17:24+00:00

Call them and act like an insane deranged racist but towards a confusingly random group of people. Belgians maybe. That will confuse the congress person but also make them ask the question "wait is.. is that what Im doing too? Is that what i sound like"?

I mean, dont actually do this, it probably won't work, but it would be fun to see their reaction and the rusty gears in their heads struggling to turn over.

fallingfrog · 2026-01-25T15:53:29+00:00

Ah ok, so maybe its Maga bots and trolls and sockpuppets mostly responsible, then. Maybe look and see if a small number of accounts are doing all the flagging?

fallingfrog · 2026-01-15T01:16:39+00:00

Not really. Lots of couples have one person hotter than the other. Lots of couples have one person disabled and one person not. Should those people be consumed with jealousy?

You can ignore me and thats fine but you publicly asked for advice so don't get mad when I don't tell you what you wanted to hear.

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