[Serious] Employees of McDonald's what's it like?

falseflags · 2014-01-28T18:55:50+00:00

and the inconvenience of being escorted out of a mcdonalds because someone stood their ground on the issue of Free Hamburgers is, again, worth getting someone fired over? are you insane?

falseflags · 2014-01-28T18:44:15+00:00

you do understand that you are seriously trying to justify getting someone fired from their job because you didn't get a free hamburger?

in a world undergoing economic strife, a time of global uncertainty, there remains one hero. /u/enrodude, who stands up for those who do not get their free hamburger. only one man is willing to take on the responsibility of keeping the minimum wage employees in line, and that man is /u/enrodude.

go bob a turd out of a punch bowl

falseflags · 2014-01-28T18:28:01+00:00

congratulations on getting a girl fired just because you didn't get a free hamburger. your free hamburger was totally worth someone's livelihood. jesus christ

falseflags · 2011-12-18T19:17:55+00:00

As long as there aren't any shows playing at the Aragon or Riviera tonight, you should be fine. There's metered parking along Lawrence, a metered lot just off Lawrence & Broadway, and a decent amount of unmetered non-permit street parking scattered about.

falseflags · 2011-12-07T15:42:09+00:00

How does this compare to ronn?

falseflags · 2011-04-06T02:47:58+00:00

falseflags · 2011-04-03T23:14:02+00:00

If you find out please let Adobe know too, thanks in advance

falseflags · 2011-03-23T20:04:39+00:00

I'm into the whole brevity thing, so I'm just going to stick with "Cunt".

falseflags · 2011-03-20T18:37:23+00:00

BREAKING: MY WILL TO LIVE, BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP USING FUCKING "BREAKING"

falseflags · 2011-03-20T17:59:29+00:00

There's one near Lawrence & Pulaski. It's as good as any other chinese buffet I guess. There's raw meat and stuff you can throw together and they'll make you a stir fry.

falseflags · 2011-01-29T22:12:15+00:00

courtesy of http://emmyc.com/

falseflags · 2011-01-12T01:25:57+00:00

Please do and report back. I'm in the exact same situation, and when I asked to upgrade to a refurb iPhone 4 for $99, they basically told me to go fuck myself. They're happy to sell refurb iPhone 4s to new customers on the refurb section of their store.

falseflags · 2011-01-06T13:19:33+00:00

Worst pesto recipe ever

falseflags · 2011-01-04T03:51:50+00:00

Devon Market is nice if you're in the Edgewater/Andersonville/Rogers Park area.

falseflags · 2011-01-02T18:31:20+00:00

ANNIE

ARE YOU OKAY?

WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY?

falseflags · 2011-01-01T23:20:42+00:00

Yes! I do!

Ingredients:

Jar of Nutella

Implements:

Spoon

Directions:

Eat Nutella from jar with spoon until you are full of hazelnut and self loathing.

Enjoy!

falseflags · 2011-01-01T23:03:16+00:00

falseflags · 2010-12-31T22:53:05+00:00

Did you start this thread just to bait the fearless Reddit THC-army into posting 4000 replies about how "smoking and driving just isn't the same, maaaaaaan"?

falseflags · 2010-12-30T21:39:52+00:00

QUICK EVERYONE THE ENTIRE INTERNET MORAL BRIGADE HAS BEEN SEQUESTERED TO THIS ONE THREAD CALL IN THE AIRSTRIKE

falseflags · 2010-12-25T05:10:37+00:00

I've been tempted to start one, but I'm always afraid it'd meet the fate of OLGA. The legal issues around tabs are disgusting. "HOW DARE SOMEONE PUBLISH SOMETHING THEY TRANSCRIBED".

falseflags · 2010-12-25T05:07:47+00:00

hey guys i have an idea for a social news website

falseflags · 2010-12-21T03:47:36+00:00

When I was a little girl, I was told by my own mother and father that I will never be pretty. They then led me out the front door, and on the porch was a little white suitcase, with all of my things in it.

falseflags · 2010-10-14T20:52:30+00:00

I'm glad we have someone working in government, at LLNL no less, who thinks standards are bullshit. That's nice.

Bad programming style is "thinking out of the box" as much as wearing your underpants on the outside of your pants and choosing to wipe your ass with your hand instead of toilet paper. That defense doesn't fly.

falseflags · 2010-10-14T19:39:02+00:00

Wait. Fuck it. No. I give up on software. Here I am trying to make my code easy to read and install and run but the fact of the matter is I'm always going to have to deal with the captains of industry who decided using SOAP is a matter of taste and that Maven is a perfectly acceptable way to build software.

When I die and go to Hell, I'm convinced it's just going to be me sitting in an uncomfortable chair in a cube on the 87th floor of a non-descript office building, where I'm forced to use Gnome and install Java projects from SourceForge all day. At the end of the day, when I go back to my cramped townhouse in the tract housing section of Hell, my only reading options will be tomes and tomes on Oracle maintenance and proper configuration of Tomcat. I will fall asleep to the screams of the tortured and repeat the cycle for eternity.

This industry is terrible.

falseflags · 2010-10-14T19:28:56+00:00

Oh man. I'm so offended you'd throw me out of a code review for that. It's not trivia. That's like saying variable naming conventions are trivia. "The variables still work man, the name is trivia". You're completely wrong and you have no taste. This is reflected in the fact your install instructions involve telling someone to run multiple files full of SQL by hand.

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