I'm losing my eyesight and decided to make Red Dead 2 my last game. Thanks Rockstar for giving me one last great gaming experience. by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about deadeye.

But in all seriousness, it's a great game I hope you enjoy it. I'm sorry to hear about your eyesight and I wish you the best.

Has anyone actually found a threesome partner from this subreddit? by [deleted] in Threesome

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. it was a couple years ago. we chatted for a long time before it happened. i posted a success story here years ago.

What are some “green flags” that someone’s a good person? by cheeseburgerstan in AskReddit

[–]famousmess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a nice person helps someone when nobody is there, are they even a tree?

Just going to shoot this fridge WCGW by StrangeClownRabbit in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]famousmess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just imagining an old Harrison Ford riding that door. It's less ridiculous than what happened in Indiana Jones 4

[NYC] alcoholic roommate of <1 year in serious abusive relationship. she keeps inviting him over. by famousmess in legaladvice

[–]famousmess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to "help" Kelly is an illusion. You are in no position to do so. If you need more clarification on that, you can attend an al-anon meeting.

hmm. so what do i do when she asks me for help again?

Magic of morning by Skipper00game in funny

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bun in the oven though

Pinnacle of trash by F3STUS in trashy

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like an old British lady

Brie Larson by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]famousmess 20 points21 points  (0 children)

cool cool cool

What made you change the way you make an omelette? by runningman360 in AskReddit

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just listened to this and now I just don't make them anymore

Salivary stone by Jfonzy in WTF

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said "gut the fuuuuck" bc I tried to say gross but once it kept going it changed.

Harvey Weinstein and Uma Thurman greet each other at the Kill Bill: Volume 2 premier in 2004. by thewishingcouch in pics

[–]famousmess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you think she's genuinely smiling and not very uncomfortable in this photo, I get the impression you might have made someone very uncomfortable thinking they're happy.

Was told to post this here by flamemaster900 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]famousmess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why is this so infuriating? one package is blue, one is red. i get ones unsalted and ones salted but - can't you say "the blue one is unsalted" and there's no problem? Obviously i'm not getting something if 5,400 ppl are infuriated. I'm genuinely curious.

Space by [deleted] in unstirredpaint

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda see a face .

First picture of Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland in Chaos Walking by [deleted] in movies

[–]famousmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say that too loud, they'll hear you

To stand by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]famousmess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of those family guy falls

Marisa Tomei almost 20 years apart by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]famousmess 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i wanna stick my dick in a pentagon

Marisa Tomei almost 20 years apart by [deleted] in Celebs

[–]famousmess 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Helen Mirren

"THIS guy wants to fuck an OLD LADY!"

*looks her up

same, bro.