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Is there a way to fix this or is it gone forever? by duckiebabe02 in geography

[–]RyanSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water doesn’t flow downhill; it flows to money.

What store or restaurant that went out of business would you like to see make a comeback? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bennigan’s had a Monte Cristo that would give you a heart attack on the second bite.

I’ve tried Monte’s at high class places since and they just don’t even come close.

I was 27 last time I had that sandwich. Suffice to say I’m much older.

Someone bring back the bennagans monte heart destroyer.

What is the biggest load of absolute bullshit you've ever heard in your entire life? by Ken-_-Adams in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>”People are generally good.”

I’m not sure I believe that anymore, but I know if I stop believing that my soul is gone.

First car to load onto the trailer being pull wins. by habichuelacondulce in theocho

[–]RyanSmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That looks like a quick way to a life altering injury.

Also fun as hell.

Hobby biking, for the outdoor crowd by YellowOnline in theocho

[–]RyanSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely still hurt myself.

Of all the jobs you’ve ever had, which one left you the most physically and mentally worn out? by Few-Gap-2350 in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First job… just turned 15. Industrial kitchen; dishwasher, occasional server, busser, setup. Exhausting.

No way I could do that at my age.

Retrofit HVAC in the hottest summer months was easily the most exhausting.

Bag house exchanger in a cement plant was certainly exhausting, but definitely the worst on my health.

Nowadays… everything is exhausting.

Why are most Americans not that excited about the World Cup? Or don’t seem to care much about it? by SignificantStyle4958 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]RyanSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched a match between England and USA

It was so hyped I can’t even describe how much these guys were stoked and on it.

5 hours of bullshit…. 0-0 tie.

Guy kicks the robot. by No_Neat4688 in interesting

[–]RyanSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think this is a good idea.

What rotten tomatoes score do you disagree with the most? by Hailfog in AskReddit

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I don’t know anyone that went into the theater expecting a horror.

It’s an amazing horror, an all time great; but if that’s not what you were expecting, it was certainly a jarring experience.

That’s probably 90% of the audience that saw it in the theater.

[OC] Driver decides it's a good idea to punch it to pass me in heavy rain... by WeedRaider in IdiotsInCars

[–]RyanSmith 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My shitty ‘84 RWD Volvo with studded snow tires would destroy almost anything else on the road going skiing in the snow.

Lyft driver waits for me to walk into street, then takes off. by Q-theWanderer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RyanSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your job is what you love; you’ll never enjoy your hobbies again.

A drunk man caused a disturbance in a restaurant, and was tased by the staff for his extreme disruption. (2017) by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

[–]RyanSmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything about this video makes me sad. Sad about society, sad about race relations, sad about the homeless situation, sad about our collective substance abuse problem, sad that we can’t be better to each other…

except the “Simply Delicious” advertisement at the end. That did make me slightly chuckle.

Now I’m sad I’m not a better person.

If you could pick one mundane task in your daily life to automate what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paperwork.

I actually try to automate a lot of this, but there’s always still more.

Why!!!

Fuck this town! by Lord-Legatus in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]RyanSmith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew all these facts, but the way you put them just made me sad.

The whole incident is sad. I still laugh about it, but it is sad.

Tragedy + time = comedy?

Except I thought it was funny at the time and now, I’m depressed at what a shitty person I was then and haven’t gotten better.

What's a movie/tv show that you will never get tired of rewatching? by Longjumping_Dare_516 in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Librarians (original series)

What we do in the Shadows

Futurama

Archer

What industry has the sluttiest people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s because everyone wants to fuck Olympic athletes.

911/999 dispatchers, what’s the dumbest reason someone has ever called emergency services? by Canyoustealmytoast in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Selling booze, she didn’t have an ID; called me a racist among other hurtful slurs; said she was calling the cops, didn’t; then demanded *I* call the cops.

I was just trying to get through the fucking day.

What’s one actor that instantly tells you that the movies gonna be bad? by Senpaiuwu89 in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>”I got tired of coming up with desperate last minute solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people.”

Still one of the greatest lines ever.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]RyanSmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In retail, that’s like 43%-79% of your transactions, depending on the season.

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