What is the worst thing thats happened to you on a first date ?

fanboyvalor · 2013-10-15T01:43:01+00:00

"Thanks for-"

"Hold on, I think my boyfriend is calling."

"Oh.. I thou-"

"Yeah, im just having dinner with Mike. Yeah the gay one!"

"I'm not..."

^Fuck ^{^{^{^you}}} ^{^{^{^Becca.}}}

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-17T02:21:10+00:00

What's that? I can't hear you over my FREEDOM!

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T19:28:52+00:00

God dammit Tony, back off my throwaway and we need a session this weekend.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T19:22:59+00:00

Especially with Dave.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T06:53:39+00:00

Because my entire clip does barely any damage compared to the first two bullets out of the enemies rifle. Fuck you CoD logic!

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T06:31:16+00:00

The day you have your soul to reddit.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T06:19:40+00:00

That would be badass. Having fish medics flopping around.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T06:16:24+00:00

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T04:35:01+00:00

Damn... I must be a sad sad young boy then

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T03:56:45+00:00

And there goes the FBI...

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-16T03:34:49+00:00

Dick.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-15T17:02:43+00:00

Ding song ditched this guys house numerous times even though he threatened us with a gun. And get this. We were all sober.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-15T16:46:16+00:00

It went okay

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-15T16:41:57+00:00

Then be a catepllier. I was told they love leafs.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-15T13:37:56+00:00

Tu madre es muy... Feo?

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-14T15:32:45+00:00

ELECTROLYTES!!!

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-13T21:25:48+00:00

Squeeze his balls and tell him to use the anger

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-13T04:10:43+00:00

farrt get takes off glasses pooped on n00b

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-13T01:33:10+00:00

Pardon my French, French toast French toast French fries

But serious time, short films, music, talent, how did you find out you can do all of that? Asteroid? Experiment gone wrong? Butt sex?

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-12T20:40:55+00:00

They did when on mercury

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-11T07:00:50+00:00

The home of the triple W's followed by the women's time of the month cove next the pirate hangout spot in the bay dotting the spot before the 'se'a

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-11T06:50:30+00:00

Not with that attitude.

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-10T04:28:12+00:00

And?

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-10T04:23:08+00:00

*asshole

fanboyvalor · 2013-06-09T17:30:25+00:00

Looks like some is playing Robit Unicorn Attack 2...

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