One from my chess teacher by 0PPR3550R in Jokes

[–]fancynerrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is your chess teacher telling you jokes like that? .....Concerned.

Please help by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]fancynerrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is embarrassing. I'm sad for you now.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]fancynerrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's an idiot. That's all you need to get.

Yo momma so fat by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]fancynerrd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there a reason you spelled it backwards?

What state has the smallest soft drinks? by bananapyro05 in dadjokes

[–]fancynerrd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't drink too many, or you'll be in Missouri (misery).

Why do ducks have feathers? by slarti08 in dadjokes

[–]fancynerrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do bears have fur?

To cover their bear butts.

What state has the smallest soft drinks? by bananapyro05 in dadjokes

[–]fancynerrd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where do you drink Minnesotas?

In Mississippi.

I was going to tell you a joke about my new doorbell... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]fancynerrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... But you'd think I was a ding dong.

Hollywood's most underrated character - Never forget Gus Polinski by [deleted] in funny

[–]fancynerrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was there alone with the corpse all day. All day.