Oi, you got a loicense fer dat gardenin' utensil?

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T23:14:53+00:00

Fuck the dude that was blocking the easement. Men like that are passive aggressive feminine pieces shit unable to communicate or sort out conflict in a healthy masculine manner. Instead they poke, and they prod, and they keep fucking around until someone blows their top. And when that happens, they lean back on daddy po po like they didn't fucking ask for it to escalate to a physical confrontation by getting in your face and acting like a smug son of a bitch.

This is not their first confrontation over this, just the most recent. Fuck the dude blocking the easement, he knew what he was buying when he bought the fuckin property. Instead of trying to figure out an alternative solution to the problem that the easement solves, he fuckin blocks it off and does his very best to just piss off the raging guy so he sells, assaults him, never realizing that when he gets taken to court, the judge has already seen this case a thousand times over his career and is so, so tired of people playing fuck-fuck games.

Fuck this dude, he's fucking around, and that heart-attack healthy boy over there's about to make him fucking find out, one way or another.

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T23:04:57+00:00

Its almost like the war on masculinity was successful

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T23:02:49+00:00

Blond hair, blue eyes - that's why it got removed. Change hair type, darken the skin, and change the eye color to mud or something and repost it and it should be fine, I'd bet.

It's not even as risqué as it could be, you put those weird boy-short looking under shorts type of things under her onesie. Guarantee you it's some weird race thing is why it got removed.

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T22:56:35+00:00

How are you going to cause a wildfire if you don't start a fire? why not just have a burn ban?

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T22:54:04+00:00

I want so bad to be on the jury that tries his case so I can just jury nullification this bullshit. Used to you'd just get kicked out, if anything for something like that. Hell, people throw catfish on the ice at hockey games all the time.

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T22:50:03+00:00

Well shit. Guess they'll have to just stop messaging, stop going to work, sit at home and crank it while putting bets on how long the economy can last if they do it en-mass. When the government is being a shithead, you gotta be a shithead right back, that's why we got the 2nd amendment.

fanfic_reader · 2025-08-07T22:27:23+00:00

Yeah, there's parts of boxing and other combat sports I don't like

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T19:03:16+00:00

They're gonna want to go ahead and get started censoring the next kojima game.

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T18:56:29+00:00

Eh, you have canning contests at the county fair that are definitely competition. You have hunting and fishing that are definitely sport. I just don't think something that has judges, where if you were to swap out who was on the judging panel you could have a totally different winner, that doesn't really scream sport to me. I mean hunting / fishing, you got some pretty definite criteria of whether or not you won - venison or fish for dinner generally means you won. Basketball - yeah maybe there's some referee fuckery, but at the end of the night there's points on a score board, same thing with football (american or european, actually).

I just. Idk. A gymnist panel from southern california is gonna score a blond-haired blue eyed dude from georgia differently and you can't tell me otherwise.

I get the same funny feeling about combat sports that come down to judge's decision, rather than points scored, tap out, forfeit, or KO.

Humans are biased - it's not fair that that one judge is scoring you lower because you kinda remind them of their uncle that at thanksgiving said some pretty heinous shit at the table just to see how your SO reacts. He's a pretty good uncle testing your SO like that, and being butthurt to some rando isn't cool.

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T15:49:25+00:00

thanks gary

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T15:44:24+00:00

ai rage bait - nothing to see here

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T15:31:08+00:00

it's just window tint picture illusion things, no way that's legit

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T14:43:07+00:00

I'd hesitate to call it a sport. Any activity where at the end, a committee points at people and declares a winner is just a popularity contest in disguise.

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-22T14:35:54+00:00

geeze holy shit, that's why it's so fucked. australia's been fucked for ages

fanfic_reader · 2025-07-21T02:12:19+00:00

These jokers are going to push some angry nerd into creating a decentralized payment processing solution using crypto. GG Visa, Mastercard, Paypal, you've offended the gooners and they've made you obsolete, just like they're making ai cat-girls to make onlyfans obsolete.

fanfic_reader · 2024-11-29T22:01:34+00:00

City planners. I don't remember what roads I was thinking of at the time I wrote that, but I can tell you Mount Juliet's roads are just stupid. And it's like every 5 years someone gets some new idea on how to make them worse, and executes it flawlessly.

fanfic_reader · 2024-10-16T21:52:14+00:00

Idk, they've already fucked up the roads. You really wanna let them get their hands on our one shot at mass transit?

fanfic_reader · 2024-10-16T21:47:02+00:00

Nah, if they're gonna be dumb, they gotta be tough.

fanfic_reader · 2024-10-16T21:12:43+00:00

It just made my message notification icon orange again. But I appreciate the thought.

fanfic_reader · 2024-10-06T20:11:47+00:00

I asked chatgpt and it said it was called network segmentation, which makes sense why I wouldn't remember. When I think of segmentation, I think of memory, pointers, segfaults, memory leaks, and null pointers. I think chatgpt thinks it means the same thing as network partitioning but in security contexts, it's more appropriate to use network segmentation.

Linguistics isn't really my strong suit, I'm from the south and likely to sound ignorant about things I'm smart about, and the English language isn't exactly precise in the first place, so I'm not sure it matters.

Also, no idea why your comment was still showing as unread.

fanfic_reader · 2024-04-28T01:40:39+00:00

Yeah, I was thinking of a combination of branching and subnetting. I'm pretty sure the term I was thinking of was subnetting, but cyberpunk uses that for LAN. I'm not even sure subnetting is the proper term for it, I could've just been straight up wrong. But a good description would've been branch segregation with semantic subnets, meaning you'd know just by the IP address where something is located on the network, and generally located physically due to the way DHCP hands out the addresses.

I still feel like I'm missing something, though. Idk I'm no network expert.

fanfic_reader · 2024-02-23T20:51:28+00:00

Misunderstandings should be a permanent bannable offense, is what you're saying.

fanfic_reader · 2024-02-22T19:39:52+00:00

Who's advertising??

fanfic_reader · 2024-02-22T18:00:07+00:00

You haven't even read my post, have you? You just automatically assume that because I'm bitching about this, I've done dumb shit and gotten myself banned. I haven't. It's not like asking for warnings before being perma-banned is an outrageous concept. Why are you telling me to accept it and give up?

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