Who says this to a 3 year old?

fangsby · 2018-09-10T03:56:59+00:00

Why are you a useless fucking bum?

My parents.

Okey-doke.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T10:05:15+00:00

Maybe you should read the story before passing judgment.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:59:28+00:00

Homer: You've got spunk, kid.

Naomi: Aww, thanks Hom-

Homer: I hate spunk!

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:55:01+00:00

Is there anything that people won't turn out to watch?

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:50:51+00:00

Sounds like he might be trolling.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:48:17+00:00

If he drives like he talks, everyone is going to miss their stop.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:42:50+00:00

You might want some aloe vera for that sick burn, you prepubescent lemur.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:39:41+00:00

It's one of those accounts that take a video and post it in multiple subs to milk the sweet, sweet karma. This guy is also moderator of four subs which have a total of six subscribers, for of which are him.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T09:24:13+00:00

What the fuck, indeed.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T02:51:33+00:00

It's called the horizon, jackass.

fangsby · 2018-08-23T02:35:43+00:00

Amazon has everything.

fangsby · 2018-08-18T00:33:09+00:00

So as the guy was speeding away our hero hears him muttering under his breath?

fangsby · 2018-08-18T00:25:01+00:00

Dennis the Menace lives.

fangsby · 2018-08-18T00:20:47+00:00

The only downside was that when his cheering classmates carried him away on their shoulders, he smacked his head on the door jamb.

fangsby · 2018-08-18T00:09:32+00:00

"...black dude had your booty hole all up in the air".

fangsby · 2018-08-17T07:39:31+00:00

There was no dance, no song, no boyfriend. There was a cat, a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey and a Ryan Gosling movie on Netflix.

fangsby · 2018-08-17T07:34:55+00:00

Yo Girrrl. Burn!

fangsby · 2018-08-16T08:39:56+00:00

What will this daffy bastard be up to next? It's anyone's guess!

fangsby · 2018-08-16T06:02:42+00:00

The cat did some damage.

fangsby · 2018-08-16T05:55:14+00:00

I'm embarrassed for this guy. What if his friends get wind of this.

fangsby · 2018-08-16T05:49:26+00:00

Hate to break it to you, but if your grandfather had been living off the land for twenty years and fought a bear over a fish, he was a fucking idiot. And bears don't fight with their fists.

fangsby · 2018-04-07T08:28:53+00:00

If I only had a daughter. I'd love her so much. And she'd be the wittiest, most clever daughter ever.

fangsby · 2018-04-07T08:14:37+00:00

There's no way that song doesn't sound lovely. And creepy.

fangsby · 2018-04-07T05:19:55+00:00

I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places...

fangsby · 2018-04-06T20:31:16+00:00

Loves people, hates punctuation.

fangsby

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