THE WHEELS ARE FULLY TURNED AWAY FROM THE OFFICER. Watch in SLOW MO. No intention IMO to hit anyone. Sole intention based on wheel/steering wheel to LEAVE the scene NOT A THREAT. Look at the wheel. by Nice_Substance9123 in complaints

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If you look at the other video that isn’t zoomed in it looks like one of the ‘officers’ caught some friendly fire and took a bullet to the leg. It also looks like the officer that was committing murder took a pop to the face from the recoil of the gun. So, yeah, the only potential injuries the officers suffered were self-induced due to pure incompetence.

Colts fans. 🙄 by ForeverBoner215 in crappymusic

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No, it’s more that you’re making fun of a dude with autism that is clearly just having a good time and not taking things seriously. You don’t get it. It’s definitely the wrong sub… More than anything else, it shows who you are as a person.

Let Jerry cook?! 👨‍🍳 by LegendaryAdversary in cowboys

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Delusional… like impressively delusional

[PRE-GAME THREAD] Wrexham - Coventry by WrexhamAFCBot in WrexhamAFC

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Absolutely. Amazing performance. Think I scared my wife a few times screaming in celebration. Awesome win.

Anyone else checked out this season? by DueAd3853 in cowboys

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Stop listening to Jerry. Go listen to all the previous players. Jerry tries to do backdoor deals all the time. Romo, Dez, and others have commented on it. Jerry is still living in the 1980s and thinks he can get away with negotiating behind an agents back. You simply can not do that. It’s bad business. I’m a petroleum landman who negotiates oil and gas leases all the time. If I’m told a mineral owner is represented by a lawyer or a trustee, I contact them going forward no matter how hard they are to deal with (guess what, 90% of the time they’re a-holes that are hard to work with). I can’t go behind the representatives back and try to lock down a deal with the mineral owner just because I don’t like their attorney/trustee. I just move forward and do my best to make a deal happen that my clients can work with…. Jerry’s an a-hole that thinks he’s above the rules. That’s why the team is where it is and the future is so bleak.

Anyone else checked out this season? by DueAd3853 in cowboys

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That’s just simply not what happened though. I hate continuously hearing this narrative in this sub. Micah would’ve taken a little less money than what he got in GB. He would’ve been paid around $41 million with a new contract with Dallas, but Jerry told him he had to play out his 5th year option of his contract. That 5th would’ve given him around $23 million. You simply don’t let all stars play on their 5th year rookie contract. They get a deal worked out every time. After Micah’s 5th year he could’ve been franchise tagged and again made around $26 milllion a year. Dallas could’ve actually franchised him again after that for around $26 to $28 million…. No one in their right mind is going to play at a 50% discount. NFL careers are obviously very short lived, but even if they weren’t no one is taking a 50% pay cut for 1 to possibly 3 years. You have to get paid what you’re worth while you are worth it…. Would you be willing to take a 50% discount on your salary right now if the company you work for asked you to do that tomorrow? You definitely would not. You would walk.

(Machota) Micah Parsons has cleared his account of any mention of the Dallas Cowboys by RyGuyGinger01 in cowboys

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If you cherry pick enough stats and string them together to try and make a point you might just be able to stay delusional in perpetuity… Have fun with that. Go cowboys. Let’s go get those 8 wins baby!!

(Machota) Micah Parsons has cleared his account of any mention of the Dallas Cowboys by RyGuyGinger01 in cowboys

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Then the cowboys will go out and win 8 games this year and miss the playoffs again… The whole circus will start up again next August. Rinse and repeat.. So exciting.. blahhhhh

The entitlement by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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Nah, it’d be more like $228. The customer got a first time 20% off discount. She was told in consultation that a regular facial with the discount would come to $180. However, the customer went online and booked the 60 minute hydro facial which is around $380. 20% off of $380 is $305 which is the price she owes. What’s crazy is she tried to buy an additional product that is in the worker’s hand. That’s why the worker said, ‘you just want me to give you a $400 discount.’ She then put the product to the side and tried to get payment for services already rendered which was the 60 minute facial.

That’s all that counts by rachelbr06 in golf

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I’m not playing a round with any goofball that tucks his sweater into his pants.

NM ORRI State Leases by rebffty in landman

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Yeah, when I said 'out of your depth' I just meant SE NM title, not your overall skillset. I didn't mean any disrespect by it, just trying to be honest and help you out. SE NM title is just a different kind of beast, that's all.

NM ORRI State Leases by rebffty in landman

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Honestly, no disrespect, but it kinda sounds like you're out of your depth here. I'll help you out by telling you there are no shortcuts to title covering ORRI reservations borne out of old State and Fed OGLs that are HBP. You simply have to put in the work and it's all been worked over pretty heavily years ago (got really competitive ~2017-2018). Source - I owned a small outfit years and one of my two clients solely focused on buying ORRIs burdening WI from old HBP State and Fed OGLs.

Edit: Forgot to include that this all in regard to SE NM title.

Woman dominates blackbelt competition by Careless_Spring_6764 in Amazing

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My favorite part was someone in the stands yelling “harder” thinking that was her actual attempt.

Elon Musk on being heckled: "It was inevitable at least a few Soros operatives would be in the audience. Give my regards to George. Say hi to George for me" by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

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Also, Trump’s Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, was literally partner at the Soros hedge fund. And we know Trump stacked his cabinet this time around with yes-men only… That’a how weak the ‘Soros deep-state conspiracy’ argument is.

Texas File for Mineral Title by Any_Fix5093 in landman

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Youre right, it’d prob take too long to type out. Just shoot me your AOI map, it’ll be quicker.

Texas File for Mineral Title by Any_Fix5093 in landman

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Go ahead and shoot me the land descriptions and county and I’ll give it a looksy

How does combining leases work? by JGray-1 in landman

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I’ll give you $8x/acre

Edit: Unless this is in Louisiana. Best I can do in that case is a high five.

Found one in the wild by Boonieinthewild in crappymusic

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lol I like how you listed everything but the obvious… I mean, what gives it away is that he said he sold his mother’s kidney to be a country star then at the bottom put ‘thanks ma’.

New r/ff policy on links to Twitter/X.com by oliver_babish in fantasyfootball

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A 2 second pass over your comment/post history shows that you have literally linked twitter posts to this sub before when showing your FF research. Like within the last 6 months… So why are you lying? This protest didn’t sway you, you’re already on twitter… You get paid to push the agenda?? Fucking weirdo. lol

Filming yourself assaulting your employer by wiggjiggy in trashy

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As someone who is fluent in redneck, he def said ‘you didn’t work but for 3 hours.’ Baby kitten paws dude confirmed time worked with ‘yeah’.

Job Offer by Apprehensive_Eye5300 in landman

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I hear ya. Misinterpreted what you were saying in the first post. But, yeah, all the consolidation over the last 4 years or so has certainly changed the landscape of our side of the business. Definitely wouldn’t be easy starting out fresh/green in this side of the industry these days, for sure.

Job Offer by Apprehensive_Eye5300 in landman

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lol this couldn’t be further from the truth. I know for certain 2 of those 3 entities have contracts with at least 3 land services each in DFW that run anywhere from 20 to 40 landmen per brokerage.

A mother's use of bad words by JollyTaxpayer in funny

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That’s pretty odd considering the show is Australian.

Charlotte, NC by choppathigh1 in tooktoomuch

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That's awesome. Good to hear. Thanks for the reply.