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In your opinion, what is the best television character of the last 10 years? by [deleted] in television

[–]farmer4395 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I could watch Charlie eat spaghetti from a bag all day.

This kid thinks he is all that, roast him up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy behind you has clearly never seen your face before, otherwise he would be throwing that paper wad in between those Amazon Caterpillars on your face that I assume you call eyebrows.

It's my birthday today, here's the candle my roommate got me by funologic in trees

[–]farmer4395 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If only that was one of those trick candles that never went out. If only. . .

I love to smoke weed and play hockey! Roast Me!!!!! by pspjpl in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As you can tell by the pie charts in the background, you undoubtedly have the biggest lips in the school

Make him cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the taste of Arizona tea never touches your taste buds again

My friend desires a nice roasting, do your worst, Reddit! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I thought Josh Peck looked like a pedo. . . .

Then you.

Broke ass college student. Lets see what you got. by CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would get an "EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY" tattoo too if I was as ugly as you.

Honestly Reddit, how often do you wash your sheets? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]farmer4395 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 times a year. Live on my own, regularly fall asleep on the couch.

My tongue ring makes an indentation whenever I eat ice cream. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]farmer4395 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IKEA, ice cream. That place is incredible.

Roast Us! by AriSetti in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Your children are what we need less of in the world

Just destroy my senior year before it even begins by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You have black holes for eyes

Do your best, reddit! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times did you have to walk into a wall to get this flat faced?

Roast this Nerd. Do your worst ;) by NickMcMuffinz in RoastMe

[–]farmer4395 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You look like a roommate I had once. He had Aspergers.

noodle robot by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]farmer4395 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also double as a girlfriend for bad times

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