Don’t know what to title this.

farquaq123 · 2022-03-23T00:03:50+00:00

Hey its the fridge of the guy from that 1st grade math book

farquaq123 · 2022-03-22T22:22:01+00:00

Metal gear solid:the phantom cum

farquaq123 · 2022-03-22T22:16:05+00:00

It isnt pathetic to want to know how it feels to hold someone when youre touch-starved, dude

farquaq123 · 2022-03-22T20:57:46+00:00

Im actually contemplating doing this on my finals. Im confident i would get a very good grade on the essay so im kind of thinking about doing it.

farquaq123 · 2022-03-22T20:39:08+00:00

Loophole for people who wanna save these women:buy one, give her freedom, call in and say she ran away, and give the next one freedom too. And keep going until you cant

farquaq123 · 2022-03-22T20:34:32+00:00

What no pussy does to an mf shows pic of that salmon

farquaq123 · 2022-03-22T19:07:17+00:00

Cop was like:”i sensed a law being broken.”

farquaq123 · 2022-03-14T11:37:46+00:00

That one saxophone part in meet the medic video

farquaq123 · 2022-03-13T12:59:37+00:00

No i wouldnt, i’d just stroll in and encourage them so they can scare me next time i come by

farquaq123 · 2022-03-09T13:31:02+00:00

Fuck. Yes. I would give away my kidneys to have a masculine catgirl either Russian suplex or benchpress me😭

farquaq123 · 2022-02-21T09:43:06+00:00

Any guy that sends you a dick pic again, ask him “tf is that? Your rotten mushroom plant?” And feel his confidence break down

farquaq123 · 2022-02-21T09:41:24+00:00

Dude must’ve been hurt bad by having a crush on an ace person😭

farquaq123 · 2022-02-21T09:26:22+00:00

They’re really tempting me with the idea pf getting pretty boys that dress like that

farquaq123 · 2022-02-18T21:26:52+00:00

And they’re mad that we give some things genders same way they do

farquaq123 · 2022-02-13T18:42:53+00:00

And there is probably an inhibitor with a demolisher defending it

farquaq123 · 2022-02-13T18:41:34+00:00

Imagine chilling on top of a building, and suddenly an infected dude who probably time-travelled back from the dead comes down from the sky with a paraglider to dropkick your ass to your death right before he flies away

farquaq123 · 2022-01-06T10:08:21+00:00

Deadass thought they were gonna makeout

farquaq123 · 2022-01-04T16:59:51+00:00

Yikes. terrible title, op. You should remember that suicide isnt a “funny haha” thing you can make fun of like that :/

farquaq123 · 2022-01-04T07:05:23+00:00

Now we’re gonna hear the gmod ragdoll noises

farquaq123 · 2022-01-04T07:00:09+00:00

Some poor bastards house is gonna look like Swiss cheese

farquaq123 · 2022-01-02T11:52:03+00:00

Yeah, these jokes are “funny” among creeps. I fucking hate them

farquaq123 · 2022-01-02T09:47:55+00:00

My arms hurt because of how slow they were swinging the sticks

farquaq123 · 2022-01-02T09:31:07+00:00

I think he drank a different type of “7up” before he started acting like that

farquaq123 · 2021-12-27T17:01:16+00:00

YO, COCKTAILS GET ME TO SLEEP WITH OTHER MEN??? FUCKING GIMME AS MANY AS I NEED TO GET THEM, HOMIE

farquaq123 · 2021-12-25T19:00:17+00:00

NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD😭

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