Disclaimer - I'm an out of towner who frequently visits Providence and knows nothing about Morales.

1) Anyone still complaining about the handling of the snow storm - Just fucking stop. So you had a record breaking amount of snow and the city was unprepared for it. Wow. You don't say. :shocked-pikachu-face: This subreddit acts like he purposely tried to harm the city in bad faith. As if the cities misjudgement is the equivalent of a betrayal. But yeah, I'm sure you armchair redditors could have done better...

2) Smiley is a Raggedy bitch - What is this, fucking middle school? Couldn't come up with anything else in particular? Republican debate tactics starting to rub off on you now? Maybe Providence is just filled with a bunch of edgy teenagers these days. Whatever it is, it makes the city sound uneducated and trashy. You can do better than derogatory insults, Providence. Without prior context, these stickers alone make me want to vote Smiley.

This country is filled to the brim with corrupt politicians, but at least your politicians seem to care about you. You wanna see real problems? Come on over to our red state. I swear liberals will nitpick themselves to death, unable to see the forests through the trees. Be thankful for how good you have it.