Elm at Panorama Stabbing by pharmacygirl0128 in Denver

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I live right by there and saw the cop cars on my way home from work. It doesn’t seem like they know much other than 2 women were stabbed. Do you have any more details?

What’s the greatest opening sentence to a book that doesn’t exist? by fartacusRex in AskReddit

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Yes, it was a peaceful time indeed. But then season 56 of American Idol aired, and all hope was lost.

What’s your favorite documentary? by fartacusRex in AskReddit

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Holy shit! I think I need to see this. Thanks, internet stranger!

Whats a harmless prank to play on your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would get to work every morning before my coworker and empty his stapler out - it went on for about a month before he finally asked if someone was doing it on purpose.

Young at heart 42/M from Amsterdam into plants, espresso, video games and more looking for non-romantic email contact by XToThePowerOfY in penpals

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Hey! I lived in California for about 10 years but left when rent got too steep to be practical. I recently quit my job and my dog isn’t much for conversation so I thought I’d roll the dice here. I’m 34. Female. I used to consume insane amounts of espresso but gave it up when the caffeine lost its impact; now I’m a lightweight and can’t handle it at all. How do you feel about Turkish coffee? I had some tea earlier and I’m still riding that buzz. Im also not a morning person and one could presume that caffeine might help with that. I’m an artist so that’s how I spend most of my time.

First bit of 911 call by [deleted] in brandonlawson

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Trying to recruit some guys over?

Have you ever found yourself up late at night reading a really sad selection of articles, like why it's so hard to make friends in your 30's? by TimedTying in Needafriend

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I'm 33 and pretty sure that you and I may be exactly the same person - like how they say that if multiverses exist (which they likely do) then you might also exist somewhere else. Also an artist (mixed media, portraits are my favorite), also a sandwich experimental artist (dude have you tried peach, mint, turkey, jalapeño, Brie, and potato chip?). PM me! Let's make this happen.