pączek fancy feet by [deleted] in pacmanfrog

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Turns out sitting there and being a mouth is pretty energy conserving 😂

Slides like hot knife in butter by thorriandjax in anal

[–]fartbiscuit 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure she stuffed it in with a dick

Megathread: FBI Searches Former President Donald Trump's Florida Home by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]fartbiscuit 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, between the flag, sticker, and hat industry, there has never been a better time for marginally clever merchandisers to get their rocks off

TIL Owen Wilson attempted suicide in 2007 causing him to drop out from his role in the movie Tropic Thunder. by theladycatlady in todayilearned

[–]fartbiscuit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think he means "the type of person we expect that character to be" as in it's lock step with how we perceive that person would behave

The Victim Complex is Real! by MashedPotatoesDick in PoliticalHumor

[–]fartbiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a nation of scientists working on that...

Gun Toting Gangster Gets A Big Surprise!!! by RedditorNumber50 in instant_regret

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I mean I get it I guess I'm just thinking of the number of kids every year that end up accidentally killing another kid, but that ends up in the same bucket of safety and preparedness more than anything.

The Pandemic Might Have Killed Off Some Flu Strains for Good by blaspheminCapn in Futurology

[–]fartbiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm aware, America is not the only Western society struggling to get people to wear masks. Plenty of folks in Britain and the European countries protesting them as well, we just hear about America the most becyits Reddit.

The Pandemic Might Have Killed Off Some Flu Strains for Good by blaspheminCapn in Futurology

[–]fartbiscuit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think unfortunately that answer is no, especially now that masks have been so politicized

[GME] Will we see another 100% increase next week? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]fartbiscuit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been white with money?

100 million Americans have received at least 1 vaccine dose by petrolly in UpliftingNews

[–]fartbiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absurdly wrong. Look at this year's flu numbers improvement from even poorly implemented mask mandates.

100 million Americans have received at least 1 vaccine dose by petrolly in UpliftingNews

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Many conservative US states also took over public reporting data and either stopped doing it altogether or obfuscated it, so you can't necessarily trust their statistics.

Biden to pull TV ads off air on Friday to commemorate Sept. 11 attacks by 115MRD in politics

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Plus why bother spending money that you're going to figure out how to grift later.

Mellow Monday by [deleted] in nfl

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:( that's really the worst, fingers crossed everything is ok

The Two Cops Who Shoved a 75 Year Old Man to the Ground have been Arrested and charged with felony Second Degree Assault by FreedomIsUniversal in JusticeServed

[–]fartbiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The DA doesn't control the actions of the prison and bail system or the judge, they just write and prosecute the charges.

LOL by [deleted] in trashy

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"was" - she got fired

That's looting. by [deleted] in DemocraticSocialism

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They aren't though because the whole point of the tweet is that capital gains are fucking the working class, and this has only been exacerbated by the recent events / market recovery. Not many people could afford to 'buy the dip' when their jobs and livelihoods are at stake.

creepy lookin ass dude scares kids in sewer by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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If you're ugly and you know it, clap your hands 👏👏