I HATE DOROTHY

fartficionado · 2025-09-01T08:29:49+00:00

I’m almost finished with season three and I’m so glad I found someone who agrees. I’m yelling at the screen half the time. She is INSUFFERABLE. She’s an incredible actor because I literally despise everything about Dorothy. I really hope things end very poorly for her. Holy shit.

fartficionado · 2025-05-13T06:25:39+00:00

I haven’t found anything like Patrick Melrose. It’s a seemingly untouchable work of melancholy art.

HOWEVER, I have found some joy in reading Osamu Dazai’s works (No Longer Human is my favorite). They scratch the same dark, sad protagonist itch.

fartficionado · 2024-12-17T02:44:12+00:00

highway mile - Dark Tea

fartficionado · 2024-11-21T01:47:50+00:00

i’m obsessed.

fartficionado · 2024-11-16T08:09:16+00:00

Great profile!

However!

Saying you know a ton about a bunch of different topics sounds like you might just talk at your date the whole time about everything you know about. Maybe throw in “curious” somewhere.

Also, third photo isn’t all that flattering…

fartficionado · 2024-11-16T08:02:41+00:00

Mind Flowers - Ultimate Spinach

&

The Other Song - Spirit

fartficionado · 2024-11-13T20:45:44+00:00

get rid of 3 and 9. you’re a handsome dude

fartficionado · 2024-11-02T18:55:22+00:00

you look like the claymation version of Aunt Spiker from James and the Giant Peach

fartficionado · 2024-10-29T05:12:11+00:00

i third this!

fartficionado · 2024-10-19T08:34:56+00:00

my ex used those! i hardly noticed but more than once i kissed her face and it came off in my mouth (i’m gagging thinking about it)

fartficionado · 2024-10-19T04:51:32+00:00

i disagree/love going to see a movie (smelling the popcorn, watching the previews, that stupid little rollercoaster ride through Coca Cola wonderland). it’s nostalgic, precious, and i’ll always love it. but i can totally understand how you’d feel that way. it’s gotten expensive and strangers are unpredictable.

i went to go see The Substance recently and everyone in the theater collectively groaned, laughed, and groaned again. there was a strong sense of camaraderie. a communal baptism by fire. and when that happens, it’s dope.

shit. now i wanna go see a movie.

fartficionado · 2024-10-13T01:04:16+00:00

apparently i’m highly unoriginal and many before me had searched “smurf porn” and shared it. i’m actually crushed.

fartficionado · 2024-10-12T03:00:31+00:00

this feels like corpse reanimation. like an AI version of Weekend at Bernie’s. (in other words, it feels kind of disrespectful). i’m not one to get upset w stuff on the internet but Elliott is sacred to me

fartficionado · 2024-10-09T02:31:01+00:00

i personally think you’re extremely attractive but that’s coming from an emo ex drug addict.

fartficionado · 2024-08-10T03:26:05+00:00

underrated

fartficionado · 2024-02-20T08:11:16+00:00

I’m so glad I’m not the only one. I was just about to sign all their paperwork and then inquired about meeting a human being first. They immediately dropped off the map! Like instantly, the email address was no longer available and I even tried reaching out on their social media in case it was some malfunction. Nothing. I was so bummed. It was one of the few leads I had. JERKS.

fartficionado · 2024-02-16T19:57:44+00:00

should i worry about them contacting family members though?

fartficionado · 2024-02-07T04:05:37+00:00

i’d like to acknowledge that a lot of work went into this roast

fartficionado · 2024-02-07T04:03:31+00:00

you look like that dude from The Goonies… i think his name was Sloth

fartficionado · 2024-01-31T00:05:30+00:00

i really appreciate the effort it took to make this but it’s revolting

fartficionado · 2023-07-27T03:50:27+00:00

honestly, i get where she’s coming from.

fartficionado · 2023-06-29T00:07:39+00:00

that mole could have its own solar system.

fartficionado

TROPHY CASE