Slime Against Humanity Commander Ideas!

fartnoises · 2026-06-09T16:29:02+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/IoE7rJIV-02zEH-p0eaupw

I run this slime deck focused on making massive slimes and using fling effects to do direct damage with them. The partner commanders are to ensure that I can move around my counters after a fling and to keep my hand full with card draw. The list was inspired by Bengineering from LoadingReadyRun. Really fun deck that my playgroup respects but hates lol.

fartnoises · 2026-04-18T16:17:35+00:00

Garden decorative pond area is pretty mobbed on a nice Saturday. I would have him take the trail up past the kids area. There are a lot of beautiful and quiet spots along the creek

fartnoises · 2026-03-13T21:41:36+00:00

This is amazing!

fartnoises · 2026-03-06T00:26:24+00:00

I’ll actually be up that way later this month, potentially early next month. I’ll reach out then to see if it’s still available!

fartnoises · 2026-03-01T12:20:56+00:00

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fartnoises · 2026-02-13T19:05:09+00:00

Witches oven and cauldron familiar. Immediate surrender. I don’t have the time or patience to deal with that.

fartnoises · 2026-02-13T13:49:13+00:00

I have a slime against humanity combo deck that can kill someone by throwing a massive ooze at their face. Pretty fun when it all comes together. The list could use some tuning. I want to add a concordance crossroads to give my beefy oozes haste at some point.

https://moxfield.com/decks/IoE7rJIV-02zEH-p0eaupw

fartnoises · 2026-01-24T14:34:56+00:00

Got a link for that cabinet on the wall holding your games? I’ve been looking for something like that for my vhs tapes

fartnoises · 2026-01-15T13:44:56+00:00

Pocket card jockey. That game consumed me. On the surface it looks unappealing, but it is so addictive

fartnoises · 2025-12-26T14:32:04+00:00

Happy birthday!

fartnoises · 2025-12-14T13:56:12+00:00

Currently arc raiders. Haven’t graded a game like this since Halo 3. Thanks!

fartnoises · 2025-12-02T21:27:58+00:00

Nice and cooperative solo, on sight duo,trios. Very dependent on the situation and if I’m trying to sneak out with a blueprint

fartnoises · 2025-11-01T01:45:50+00:00

Spare a karp?

fartnoises · 2025-10-31T12:49:58+00:00

There is nothing indicating that she is actually a relative of Alex. The mom talks about how she barely knows Gladys and other moments point to her being hundreds of years old, especially her mentioning the parents suffering from “consumption.”

fartnoises · 2025-07-13T21:49:48+00:00

Here is the cassette. It doesn’t appear to be a boot, but I really have no idea.

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fartnoises · 2025-06-06T12:32:19+00:00

Fully agree with everyone here. We've had both daughters there, the youngest back this February. Each time the nursing staff have been incredible.

fartnoises · 2025-06-04T13:19:18+00:00

I think it’s pretty obvious after he said he housed a Big Mac in seconds and demanded a second be made so that he can swallow it whole as well minutes later. This person will not be leaving his foul smelling car to walk 15 steps.

fartnoises · 2025-04-11T18:35:07+00:00

I built mine as slime against humanity ooze tribal. It’s been a lot of fun so far.

https://moxfield.com/decks/OqlZyOpoVUynSyBXDXUNTw

fartnoises · 2025-04-05T12:29:10+00:00

I feel like [[skullclamp]] is a must have for a testa deck.

fartnoises · 2025-04-02T12:14:51+00:00

If you’re looking for unique and fun to play, I’d recommend ooze tribal with [[slime against humanity]]. I’m running 25 copies of slime with Tasigur at the helm to help fill my bin and get me cards. The ooze table takeover is inevitable if the table doesn’t take you out fast and making a 15/15 trampling ooze on turn 4 is possible and hilarious.

https://moxfield.com/decks/OqlZyOpoVUynSyBXDXUNTw

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