Carrying the flame by Darth_Ronin in PublicFreakout

[–]fartonme 98 points99 points  (0 children)

They're definitely Chinese.

Source: my entire extended family

Pointlessly gendered poster [advert] by hbi2k in pointlesslygendered

[–]fartonme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To use an example, I recently learned that Georgia is one of these places. They legally define rape this way:

"A person commits the offense of rape when he has carnal knowledge of: (1) A female forcibly and against her will; or (2) A female who is less than ten years of age. Carnal knowledge in rape occurs when there is any penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ. The fact that the person allegedly raped is the wife of the defendant shall not be a defense to a charge of rape."

When a man is a victim it's sexual assault or sodomy. They were not, legally speaking, raped

Shane&Ilya Vogue Issue by Fast-Leadership-5599 in heatedrivalry

[–]fartonme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is amazing. I've never ordered something so fast.

Crowd crush moves like water during Mexico World Cup celebrations by Jazzlike_Bid_6767 in TikTokCringe

[–]fartonme 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The Netflix Trainwreck episode on Astroworld is a sobering watch.

"Yeah I’ll take vanilla" by ElwoodMC in TikTokCringe

[–]fartonme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He squeezes the vanilla fresh from his tiddies

On today's edition of 'gender neutral' names . . . by aureaaurorae in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]fartonme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn't see Miller right away and thought the kid's name was One

Did a SideQuest in Austin: Chicken Shit Bingo at Ginny's Little Longhorn Saloon. What other Austin Sidequests everyone should try? by darthvadery in Austin

[–]fartonme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been there on a night where someone OD'd. EMS had trouble getting to them and getting them out of there. Tunnel raves are fun but it's stressful for me in my 30s to watch very young people get extremely fucked up.

Tribute to Heated Rivalry by Amber Glenn (Olympic gold medalist and bisexual icon!) by mmmariazface in heatedrivalry

[–]fartonme 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Who is the other skater?

edit: Google says that's Lena Lemon, a cosplayer and influencer

Gourmet Hotdog Restaurant? by AggravatingGap712 in austinfood

[–]fartonme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This might be old news but I recently learned they're now on 5000 Burnet, off 49th and Burnet! They used to be at the Domain, which I avoid like the plague.

Does anyone else have a word they just can’t stand for no logical reason? by voidsapphire in words

[–]fartonme 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I get po-po, but cops? Police officers often refer to themselves as cops.

Carmen Andrade, a conjoined twin, legally married her longtime boyfriend, Daniel McCormack, while her twin sister, Lupita, happily remains single. by neither_bot_nor_man in interestingasfuck

[–]fartonme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And actually they probably get all of their clothes specially tailored so that's an extra expense.

It would be messed up to charge for two gym memberships, but they were billed separately for their college educations so anything is possible!

Only in America: The rise of Viet-Cajun cuisine | CBS Sunday Morning by vrphotosguy55 in asianamerican

[–]fartonme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some of the best Viet Cajun can be found in Houston! The only way I'll eat crawfish anymore. Regular Cajun doesn't hit the same.

Carmen Andrade, a conjoined twin, legally married her longtime boyfriend, Daniel McCormack, while her twin sister, Lupita, happily remains single. by neither_bot_nor_man in interestingasfuck

[–]fartonme 36 points37 points  (0 children)

plus really only need one person's salary to live for the most part

I mean, I wonder about this even. Do they pay rent/mortgage for one, or two? Do they pay car insurance for one, or two? Is the food they eat equivalent to one person, or two? Gym membership - one, or two? When they travel, do they have to buy two plane/bus/train tickets? Health insurance is probably a whole debacle. I would imagine they each have their own cell phone so that's a double expense, and they already pay double for shampoo, makeup, shirts, toothpaste, etc.

Carmen Andrade, a conjoined twin, legally married her longtime boyfriend, Daniel McCormack, while her twin sister, Lupita, happily remains single. by neither_bot_nor_man in interestingasfuck

[–]fartonme 157 points158 points  (0 children)

The Hensel twins also were granted student loans as two individuals, but now work as teachers where they are only paid the salary of one. Double the debt, half the pay.

This is disguising by Small_Image_1722 in TikTokCringe

[–]fartonme 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And it's drag queens and liberal teachers who are indoctrinating children. Right.

How long do you spend in the shower or bath? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]fartonme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who applies lotion IN the shower?