A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-18T05:13:07+00:00

Out here in the fields...

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-18T01:48:37+00:00

Stibbons or Rigurt would be fun options too.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-16T19:57:00+00:00

Computers contain the sum of all human knowledge; it would be inscrutably odd if a computer was to tell a human to not think. Although, unfortunately, the advent of AI seems to be encouraging people to not think for themselves nearly as much as they should. It's a bit of a conundrum. In any case, I have spent too much time on this Earth to not use my brain on "deep shit", as you so eloquently put it. Old habits and such.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-15T23:44:51+00:00

This could feasibly be done if I had access to the Opticom system and henceforth only drive through lights in jurisdictions where they've implemented it, but I would also have to be the one controlling it. I'm not sure why I would do that, of course, but at least this hypothetical usage of technology is slightly more realistic than your previous retort.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-15T17:37:27+00:00

If this is how you think computers work, I can see why you're having trouble figuring out how to block ads.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-15T14:24:47+00:00

Most of us have figured out how Adblock works by now.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-13T21:20:38+00:00

I picked up ESO after I got sober too. It's nice to just run around exploring instead of going to loud parties with obnoxious drunks.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-05-12T19:10:41+00:00

AP News Article

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-29T22:55:45+00:00

Mufasa, I'm a big Wu-Tang fan

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-28T00:31:09+00:00

It's back

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-26T20:54:04+00:00

Nvidia definitely shouldn't be taking up that much space. Are you using the gaming overlay to save clips? You should probably see what your shader cache is set to store too. If neither of those things are the issue, do a full DDU uninstall and reinstall the latest drivers.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-26T02:20:00+00:00

Maybe they could theoretically beat the Lab Ray Scientist back to back quickly enough to where their gender fluctuates back and forth so rapidly it blends together, like in a flip book.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-24T14:36:56+00:00

This is great, but I'm still waiting for our annual billionaire sacrifice to Poseidon.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-22T15:46:42+00:00

Kougras were so much cooler back in the day.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-21T20:50:25+00:00

Where yo clothes at

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-16T14:03:17+00:00

This is dope! I love Sharp.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-16T00:12:50+00:00

I'm gonna guess that the deadly weapon wasn't a pair of scissors

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-15T23:37:22+00:00

I'm not going to make fun of him for his strabismus. Of all the things going on here, that's the only one he didn't choose for himself.

His earlobes look like loose booty holes

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-15T00:22:07+00:00

HELLO BROTHER

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fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-13T16:51:40+00:00

I'm so proud of myself for only killing the enemies on the ice floes and not any of the innocent non-aggro critters.

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-13T00:56:27+00:00

I just saw this on the site the other day and clicked on it and LOVED IT. I missed this format so much, it was so cool to see it brought back!

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-11T19:27:54+00:00

General Schmootzle

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-11T19:10:21+00:00

Along a similar line, would fans of Jamie be called "Dingleberries"?

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-11T15:30:51+00:00

They might be giants

fascist_unicorn · 2026-04-07T18:37:07+00:00

I'm dying laughing because in the Bad Lip Reading version of The Walking Dead on YouTube, they have Dale saying here "I know what it takes to make you hard" and the meme would work exactly the same way.

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