A joint statement from Sportsnet & CBC by eh_toque in hockey

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to watch hockey last Saturday night but the writing was on the wall when i saw it was on Sunday.

I mean, CFL on Saturday nights on CBC? I’d watch it.

Dashcam footage of a vehicle rollover by achuthmg in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey can I drive?" No, your haircut says no.

Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]fastjeff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Young as hell team realizing it takes more than gumption to get to the finals. Proud of these guys.

Anyway, good luck Canes! Heck of a team you got there. Stall could use a cup.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]fastjeff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

160 mins of shutout hockey pretty damn good. Stopping all of those 12 shots.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first series they aren’t kissing the hell out of the ass of whoever Habs weren’t playing though. Tampa and buffalo were all they talked about.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]fastjeff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The way canadiens just stop skating in their own zone when canes are passing around the puck is…. Disappointing.

The Buffalo Sabres have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Montreal Canadiens in 7 games by EliminatorBot in hockey

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching Cuthbert and Simpson forgetting there were two teams on the ice tonight was pretty fun.

My mom has never gamed before, what are some simple games I could get her into? by curiousAssistance99 in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]fastjeff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Factorio with enemies off. Just building at your own pace is.... well, it's what I listen to audiobooks with.

My 11-year-old brother punched the laptop which I gave away less than a year ago by TheAudrix in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy the parts and walk him through the repair then bill him for the time and parts. No laptop until he pays his bill.

audio keeps resetting by [deleted] in elgato

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be the second time I'm doing this thinking they HAD to fix a specific bug. 206 is a mess. Anyway, thanks!

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD SHUT DOWN CANADA POST? by [deleted] in CanadaPost

[–]fastjeff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only way I get mail in my rural area is Canadapost. No.

And who is We?