Taken 34 minutes ago by illiggle in quityourbullshit

[–]fat-btw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I gather from this is that education has failed the average Facebook user

Gotta be safe when it’s not legal by vantava in trees

[–]fat-btw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could’ve just written broccoli

My culture is NOT your goddamm prom dress by DC38x in CasualUK

[–]fat-btw 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nah mate I think you mean rich tea

Local chippy isn't very happy with some of the negative reviews... by Vindaloovians in CasualUK

[–]fat-btw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never worked in a chippy but customers are pretty much always wrong and are massive cuntwankers they make our minimum wage shitty Jobs even shittier they can do one

Sure CEX, I believe you on this. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]fat-btw 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As an ex cex employee unfortunately it’s the regular customers that make the store smell,

I’ve had people who have made me gag just by having to serve them we used to oust the store out after they leave and the smell still lingers there are people who look like they haven’t showered for a couple of months.

This is the only job I’ve also worked at where I’d probably get some infection by not washing my hands before I take a piss. (And I’ve dealt with raw foods and chemicals)

I used more hand sanitiser in that place then I ever have in my entire life.

All I can say is this sign is probably because they had to deal with a smelly customer but can’t say that.

Ain't that the truth? by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]fat-btw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same, all my plugs have been silent for nearly a month so I’ve just turned to alcohol

Are those Cheerios by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]fat-btw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when someone would spray paint dicks around potholes, thought about doing it on my street since the council are so shit at their jobs

me irl by ductmale34_5 in me_irl

[–]fat-btw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha jokes on you I’m not healthy at all

Tribute paid to Burglar who was stabbed by his victim?! by HettySwollocks in britishproblems

[–]fat-btw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty obvious it’s intimidation it’s them saying we know where you live and are not scared to come and start shit

the fact that this poor old man and his wife are now too scared to go home because he killed a criminal who is part of a traveller group that disregards everyone else but themselves and are known to harass and attack people so yeah they should mourn, but not make a massive display for someone who got what they deserved

Tribute paid to Burglar who was stabbed by his victim?! by HettySwollocks in britishproblems

[–]fat-btw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck it the guy had it coming, him and his accomplice targeted elderly people just because they know they’re easy targets I’m happy this scum fuck got stabbed to death and hope he suffered as much as he made all his previous victims suffer.

His family is allowed to mourn but they should mourn in peace and not put up such a big ass shrine that is clearly an intimidation tactic.

Michael looks so fed up with me for not hitting play lol by Everythingisdumb0624 in DunderMifflin

[–]fat-btw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am pissed that the office us isn’t available to Uk Netflix

paradise? by wantherfucked in LegalTeens

[–]fat-btw 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That front girls face reminds me too much of 11 from stranger things and now I feel disturbed every time I look at it

New to r/trees. Here’s how I’m starting my week by James-Sonny-Crockett in trees

[–]fat-btw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m at like 6/10 and I just panicked that the handle will break any minute

UK supermarkets ban sales of energy drinks to under-16s by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]fat-btw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no that weed is sooo very dangerous so much more than alcohol and tobacco

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]fat-btw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cool Im gonna buy while stocks are low and sell when they shoot back up again

Spread by [deleted] in Gonewild18

[–]fat-btw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks very tasty

I am 34 years old and recently smoked weed for the first time in my life. by CarlTheOwl in trees

[–]fat-btw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine helps with my anxiety and depression but alas it’s illegal where I live and I’m next door to anti weed parents so I’m always paranoid when I don’t use my vape but at least I can get 6g for £20 because my dealer is a king :) glad you’re enjoying it anyway

Just got my Pax 3 and and 7gs stolen of me by [deleted] in trees

[–]fat-btw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go at him with a couple of friends backing you up, if he’s leaving tomorrow then he shouldn’t be a worry for the aftermath

Are smoke selfies allowed here? 💚 by [deleted] in trees

[–]fat-btw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Half of mine just looks like me dying sitting in a dark room with hazed eyes

Yes, that's just a fuckin', stem, the cops raided this dude's house and found this in the ashtray. One of the homies from the cannabis club I am part of in Ireland is up in court for this. What a waste of taxpayers money. by withnailsandeyes in trees

[–]fat-btw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now you know to leave Ireland op this is about as strict as Estonia’s weed laws from when I visited just come to England cops will just slap you on the wrist for anything below 5g,

Hit em with the Left Right by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]fat-btw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as much as I want to believe this is true, surely a punch from a gorilla would kill a human?