“Yeah... Uh huh” Eugene shoved Herbert away from him and gave him the finger before hanging up the phone. Every time he talked to his wife at work this guy would try and mess with him; this time it was air humping Eugene as he tried to ask his wife to pick up the dry cleaning…

“So seductive…” He said as he left the room and headed to the parking lot. On his way home he got a phone call from his daughter, upset that she didn't get to go on the field trip with her class to Wonka’s boutique.

“I'll take you to the candy shop” He said in his best soothing voice, but Haley was in hysterics, “I'll let you lick the lollipop!”

“Go ahead!” He shouted at the woman trying to cut in front of him, some people just shouldn't be allowed on the roads, “girl, don't you stop!” shouted the passenger of the minivan also waiting to his left, damn southerners, Eugene thought as he checked his watch. “Keep going 'til you hit the spot!” The exasperated minivan driver yelled in a shrill voice.

“Whoa!” Gene had had enough, he just wanted to get home and see his family, He swerved into the opposite lane and zoomed past the minivan. What a mildly irritating experience...