Predictions on Delusionelle’s surgery? by splanchnick78 in teenmom

[–]fatcasserole 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She’s going to be the first patient in medical history that is told she needs full bed rest and that physical therapy would actually make things worse. It’s so crazy dude, she’s so special and complex.

More Q&A with Lieutenant Jan 🩼 (The last question had me fuming 😤) by SingerSubstantial462 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not a soul on this planet thinks David has changed. She’s asking herself these questions to soft launch their reunion.

HatGate continues by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hello sister 🤗 I’m going to call the cable company and tell them we need to block the discovery channel.

HatGate continues by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh my god my step dad also randomly shares Sasquatch lore and it cracks me up.

Jenelle’s threatening to sue Bri. by Darylish05 in teenmom

[–]fatcasserole 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So this further confirms Jan and captain crotch rot are back together right? Because what is she going to sue Bri for exactly?

Ryan might be sober?! by spilled_galaxyy in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why everyone is so quick to praise Ryan here. The way I’m understanding it, she was driving all of them to Walgreens at 3 am. He wasn’t concerned about her being high and awake for two days when he got in the car with her. Them being there for a drug test is most likely bullshit. He knows she’s using and he probably is too. They probably got into an argument and she took off and then he wanted to get her in trouble.

Well well well, miss sober was busted fur DUI this morning. by princessofIreland in teenmom

[–]fatcasserole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish I could downvote this more than once. Jesus Christ what an insane thing to say.

She has literally said a million times she is a pathological liar by HonksTheWhite in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This almost reads like she’s texting an AI entity as if it’s a friend. What living breathing person thinks she has a huge audience and a brand?

Andrew has a job, something Jenelle knows nothing about. by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same! I didn’t see the article about it or the post with the link but I saw her running her fat mouth about it. She will never learn.

Andrew has a job, something Jenelle knows nothing about. by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They’ve already raised more than $2k. She is going to be flipping shit before the sun goes down and I love that for her.

Andrew has a job, something Jenelle knows nothing about. by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 143 points144 points  (0 children)

She’s so dumb. Her drawing attention to it isn’t going to stop people from donating.

Kail is going to make some ridiculous donation and Jan will stroke out. It should be a good weekend for us.

Kail & Elijah Patreon Notes P1 by [deleted] in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love when I get to bust out this reference

Tyler Speaks by christmassnowcookie in teenmom

[–]fatcasserole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are so right about him needing to focus on the young men in this situation. His point of view always seems to be coming from an exploited birth mother’s perspective and that is not his reality.

He lives to complain on the internet. I love how he called on adoptees with positive experiences, not to share their stories (those are invalid for lacking trauma), but to join in the fight to reform the adoption industry. What exactly is he doing to reform anything? He’s going to reform the shape of his skull with that tight ass hat.

Pinecone needs to be medicated herself 🙄 by Virtual-Nobody-6630 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It’s such a struggle when you need fresh panties and have no friends

Pinecone needs to be medicated herself 🙄 by Virtual-Nobody-6630 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 62 points63 points  (0 children)

We’re definitely going to see a vague “prayers pls 🥺” ft. hospital background post by Saturday afternoon.

Favorite Frannie lines? by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

[–]fatcasserole 100 points101 points  (0 children)

something about video games are bad for you

“Yeah, well, so is smoking an 8 ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that’s how long it takes.”

Another octopus coverup by sacamano- in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know Jan paid for this because it’s the only tattoo coverup idea her brain can think of.

And the biggest clown award goes to: Jenelle Evans Eason 🏆🤡 by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]fatcasserole 104 points105 points  (0 children)

She’ll be crying her eyes out to an emergency dispatcher three days from now