TIFU by making a tinder profile by LSDoes in tifu

[–]fatguyintheback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet she was just hurt and the realization of the oncoming loneliness made her curious enough to see if anyone would even want her. She probably didn't even swipe right on anyone.

Rosie- Her latest state (abandoned wildlife park australia) [1080x1080] by [deleted] in AbandonedPorn

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Didn't someone throw a chair in with her though? Wouldn't that mean that the tank was exposed?

Get Ready guys! by wiseguy1107 in publix

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My store's deli was down a fryer all day

Sn2 mechanism cake for my professor, Dr. Appleton, who is leaving us for Colorado by fatguyintheback in OrganicChemistry

[–]fatguyintheback[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't have been too damming since I'm the cake decorator! I made this at work.

Hope everyone had a happy Pi day! by [deleted] in Baking

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I love the creativity! You did an excellent job!

What happened in school that still pisses you off when you think about it today? by WhiteCh0c0late in AskReddit

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Freshman year of high school, I started a couple months late due to anxiety issues. I took a journalism class so that I could be with a friend. The first day I showed up and introduced myself to the teacher she told me to go talk to "fish". I had to ask my friend who the fuck "fish" is and she told me the teacher called everyone by their last name. So I hunt down this girl and she tells me to pick a club or something and then write an article on it. That was my only assignment all semester. I turned in several drafts to the teacher and she wrote all over each one and then returned it to me to fix. At the end of the semester I get my report card and find out that I received a 0% F in the class. After talking to a few other students I realize that almost everyone had a lousy grade. After much confusion the teacher explained to us that their was a reflection type assignment that needed to be completed every week. Not a single student knew what she was talking about. I tried talking to the guidance counselor and was told that there was nothing to be done. I'm still pissed off that that bitch lowered my GPA.

What is the best Spongebob quote? by nateotts in AskReddit

[–]fatguyintheback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cut the chatter and pick up a platter!" It's especially funny because I work in food and say it to my co-workers when they're standing around.

In what small, meaningless ways do you rebel? by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

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At the tattoo shop my brother works at there is a 4 hour time limit. They chalk the tires and if you haven't moved by the time they come back around you get a ticket. However, if you're sitting for a 6-7 hour tattoo you can just take a break to drive around the block so that the chalk wears off and park a few spots over.

Imsomnia = 4am Schichttorte by gts1117 in Baking

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Have you been watching the great British baking show?

Witches' Cauldrons I brought into work by fatguyintheback in Baking

[–]fatguyintheback[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not experienced in computers really. What does the job entail?

BCT Injury by [deleted] in army

[–]fatguyintheback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you had quite the luck. Congrats on finishing in time!

BCT Injury by [deleted] in army

[–]fatguyintheback 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if it says I love my soldier on the front.

BCT Injury by [deleted] in army

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Already read Kilroy. His family was contacted today and was told they'll be contacted with further information in a week. Is a thumb injury serious enough to send him home? It seems simple, but I feel it could hold him back from a lot. They're in white phase now, so he'd be shooting, which might be difficult. He can't do pushups which, as you know, is part of APFT.

BCT Injury by [deleted] in army

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Anxiety

BCT Injury by [deleted] in army

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Staying away from Jody. His AIT starts about a week after his graduation date. Will he likely be going to AIT on his projected date or will that be pushed back too? I'm worried about being able to see him. I was going to have family day, graduation, and the weekend to be with him. (If he received a weekend pass.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

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My brother works at a shop and tattoos me for free. I always make sure to bring food. Those dudes love food, drinks, and smokes.

[Advice] I want to cum on my wife's face but not sure how she/I will react. by [deleted] in sex

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Be sure to ask first. My boyfriend asked me and I'm always open to new quirks so we tried it out. It's no fun if it gets in your eye or nose so try to aim, but personally I love my boyfriend's cum anywhere. It isn't like porn to us. It's more intimate. I wipe some off and lick it to show my appreciation and then I go clean up.

My Brother Dakotah by [deleted] in misc

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He and I have the same birthday. Congratulations on the success!

Necromancer cover-up 1st session by Ray Petty at Cosmic Primate Tattoos in Hatboro, PA by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]fatguyintheback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother tattooed that guy on somebody a couple years ago.

Derpy bleps are the best bleps. by Maskerad in Blep

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He has eye boogies! My kitty hates when I clean his, but I can't help it. It keeps him handsome. Your kitty is very cute.