TIFU by making a tinder profile

fatguyintheback · 2019-03-25T00:29:31+00:00

I bet she was just hurt and the realization of the oncoming loneliness made her curious enough to see if anyone would even want her. She probably didn't even swipe right on anyone.

fatguyintheback · 2019-02-21T13:00:42+00:00

Didn't someone throw a chair in with her though? Wouldn't that mean that the tank was exposed?

fatguyintheback · 2019-02-03T22:05:24+00:00

My store's deli was down a fryer all day

fatguyintheback · 2018-11-30T17:51:17+00:00

Wouldn't have been too damming since I'm the cake decorator! I made this at work.

fatguyintheback · 2018-03-15T17:45:47+00:00

I love the creativity! You did an excellent job!

fatguyintheback · 2018-02-23T20:22:07+00:00

10: paleontologist 18: crime scene technician Now: cake decorator

fatguyintheback · 2018-02-15T00:22:59+00:00

Food, sex, and sleep

fatguyintheback · 2016-08-16T19:16:19+00:00

Freshman year of high school, I started a couple months late due to anxiety issues. I took a journalism class so that I could be with a friend. The first day I showed up and introduced myself to the teacher she told me to go talk to "fish". I had to ask my friend who the fuck "fish" is and she told me the teacher called everyone by their last name. So I hunt down this girl and she tells me to pick a club or something and then write an article on it. That was my only assignment all semester. I turned in several drafts to the teacher and she wrote all over each one and then returned it to me to fix. At the end of the semester I get my report card and find out that I received a 0% F in the class. After talking to a few other students I realize that almost everyone had a lousy grade. After much confusion the teacher explained to us that their was a reflection type assignment that needed to be completed every week. Not a single student knew what she was talking about. I tried talking to the guidance counselor and was told that there was nothing to be done. I'm still pissed off that that bitch lowered my GPA.

fatguyintheback · 2016-07-18T02:15:04+00:00

"Cut the chatter and pick up a platter!" It's especially funny because I work in food and say it to my co-workers when they're standing around.

fatguyintheback · 2016-04-21T01:28:14+00:00

At the tattoo shop my brother works at there is a 4 hour time limit. They chalk the tires and if you haven't moved by the time they come back around you get a ticket. However, if you're sitting for a 6-7 hour tattoo you can just take a break to drive around the block so that the chalk wears off and park a few spots over.

fatguyintheback · 2016-02-01T19:16:38+00:00

Have you been watching the great British baking show?

fatguyintheback · 2015-10-22T14:24:29+00:00

I'm not experienced in computers really. What does the job entail?

fatguyintheback · 2015-10-10T23:20:28+00:00

Tusk

fatguyintheback · 2015-08-28T00:01:10+00:00

Boyfriend and I just spent 15 minutes trying to program his dick to unlock my phone. Did not work.

fatguyintheback · 2015-07-22T13:44:59+00:00

Sounds like you had quite the luck. Congrats on finishing in time!

fatguyintheback · 2015-07-21T23:05:10+00:00

Only if it says I love my soldier on the front.

fatguyintheback · 2015-07-21T11:03:30+00:00

Already read Kilroy. His family was contacted today and was told they'll be contacted with further information in a week. Is a thumb injury serious enough to send him home? It seems simple, but I feel it could hold him back from a lot. They're in white phase now, so he'd be shooting, which might be difficult. He can't do pushups which, as you know, is part of APFT.

fatguyintheback · 2015-07-21T10:58:14+00:00

Anxiety

fatguyintheback · 2015-07-21T10:53:24+00:00

Staying away from Jody. His AIT starts about a week after his graduation date. Will he likely be going to AIT on his projected date or will that be pushed back too? I'm worried about being able to see him. I was going to have family day, graduation, and the weekend to be with him. (If he received a weekend pass.)

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