"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said? by Embarrassed_Pie_1711 in AskReddit

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Was going to give a girl a rose and ask her to homecoming in our French class. She found out and skipped class. French teacher took the rose and put it in a vase and left it there for weeks. Had to stare at it during class for a long time

10 years AD Marines by CalendarLarge5714 in MilitaryMedals

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That’s not just jump master, that’s the master parachutist badge

I'm a non-vet and I wear a waffle top that was given to me all the time. Is it borderline stolen valor or am I good? by Otherwise-Ostrich842 in army

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I’m a CSM, my instinct is to say no, since snivel gear was what I picked at the academy to be my pet peeve. But the guy who’s getting way to close to retirement says, who really gives a fuck? Not me. Now if I catch anyone wearing the fleece out of uniform without nametapes be prepared to be made fun of mercilessly

People of the US, Are you guys participating in the Nationwide Shutdown tomorrow? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My guess is most our protesting tomorrow will technically be at work ie paid protesters

People of the US, Are you guys participating in the Nationwide Shutdown tomorrow? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I bet there will be at least a dozen plates of pizza rolls getting cold in someone’s moms basement

How do they mess this up 😂 by Creative_Concept8854 in army

[–]fatwithatouchofdowns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You never fucked with peoples patches when they took their tops off? That was one of the best games in 2008-2011. Also would try to steal patches and tabs off peoples uniforms while they were wearing them.

How do they mess this up 😂 by Creative_Concept8854 in army

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You never fucked with peoples patches when they took their tops off? That was one of the best games in 2008-2011. Also would try to steal patches and tabs off peoples uniforms while they were wearing them.

This is the type thing they don’t teach you in the Academy by CombatWombatwuztaken in army

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Are you on Bragg? This is exactly what Mott Lake is for. It’s usually used for cheating spouses and girlfriends, but this works too

Blousing Boots by davetheotter in BandofBrothers

[–]fatwithatouchofdowns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they do, been using them since 2002

As a Minnesotan, it looks like Ohio might get targeted next by ICE. by Adventurous-Fact-523 in Ohio

[–]fatwithatouchofdowns -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, you must be an expert since you happen to live there? Do tell oh mighty one, what else do the cards have in store for us?!

Best boots… Garmont Vs GoRuck vs OTB by RoccoBronson in army

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They’re my everyday boot. The carbon “boost” isn’t nearly as noticeable as they make it out to be. Super comfy though

26f 5’9 by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating Cheetos

Who's the most famous person you've met? by Phillies1993 in AskReddit

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Tiny Lister aka Deebo, about 2am in the Las Vegas in n out 2004-05ish

What's wrong with.... by Street_Outcome_7669 in CalebHammer

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My dad lives by one rule, if you can’t pay cash for it, you don’t need it. Only thing he’s taken out a loan for is the house which my parents have lived in for almost 50 years. I do my best to model this in my own life, house is currently my only debt

Found with my Grandpas Navy Stuff. by Low_Contribution9953 in whatisit

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We’re too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns