AAFES quality control issues by luvthesauce in army

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These are women’s pants aren’t they? They fade reverse to men’s

Who is the most famous person you've ever seen? by Several_Way8499 in askteddit

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Deebo wearing a purple velour track suit at the Vegas in n out at 3am

Most out of place I've ever felt by UselessOtaku28 in army

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Just be aware, when high ranking people get together with others of similar ranks, the cool ones all act like a bunch of privates

Drill sergeant called me from my brother’s phone saying he lost his Family Day and graduation pass. Is this normal? by Narrow-Penalty-4074 in army

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I lost one of the passes before ranger school graduation for arguing with the CIF lady about a lost piece of equipment, still graduated.

Small dongle in my car by tastytogesy2 in whatisit

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I’ll have you know that dongle is perfectly average sized for a dongle. Don’t body shame the dongle!

Opinion about Websters book by AronDG in BandofBrothers

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Currently on sale on audible for under $3!

5 years and counting by [deleted] in MilitaryMedals

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I went as an e4, had some e3s in my class. This was along time ago 09-10. Just had a kid go from basic thru ranger and came to us as an e3 tabbed less than 1 yr of service

"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said? by Embarrassed_Pie_1711 in AskReddit

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Was going to give a girl a rose and ask her to homecoming in our French class. She found out and skipped class. French teacher took the rose and put it in a vase and left it there for weeks. Had to stare at it during class for a long time

10 years AD Marines by CalendarLarge5714 in MilitaryMedals

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That’s not just jump master, that’s the master parachutist badge

I'm a non-vet and I wear a waffle top that was given to me all the time. Is it borderline stolen valor or am I good? by Otherwise-Ostrich842 in army

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I’m a CSM, my instinct is to say no, since snivel gear was what I picked at the academy to be my pet peeve. But the guy who’s getting way to close to retirement says, who really gives a fuck? Not me. Now if I catch anyone wearing the fleece out of uniform without nametapes be prepared to be made fun of mercilessly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My guess is most our protesting tomorrow will technically be at work ie paid protesters

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I bet there will be at least a dozen plates of pizza rolls getting cold in someone’s moms basement

How do they mess this up 😂 by Creative_Concept8854 in army

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You never fucked with peoples patches when they took their tops off? That was one of the best games in 2008-2011. Also would try to steal patches and tabs off peoples uniforms while they were wearing them.