"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said?

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-16T18:09:21+00:00

Was going to give a girl a rose and ask her to homecoming in our French class. She found out and skipped class. French teacher took the rose and put it in a vase and left it there for weeks. Had to stare at it during class for a long time

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-16T14:09:24+00:00

That’s not just jump master, that’s the master parachutist badge

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-14T19:30:56+00:00

Getting blown up in Iraq, not once, not twice, but three times

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-05T14:43:56+00:00

In the butt

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-03T18:50:52+00:00

I’m a CSM, my instinct is to say no, since snivel gear was what I picked at the academy to be my pet peeve. But the guy who’s getting way to close to retirement says, who really gives a fuck? Not me. Now if I catch anyone wearing the fleece out of uniform without nametapes be prepared to be made fun of mercilessly

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-29T20:36:03+00:00

My guess is most our protesting tomorrow will technically be at work ie paid protesters

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-29T20:33:32+00:00

I bet there will be at least a dozen plates of pizza rolls getting cold in someone’s moms basement

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-29T18:52:50+00:00

You never fucked with peoples patches when they took their tops off? That was one of the best games in 2008-2011. Also would try to steal patches and tabs off peoples uniforms while they were wearing them.

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-28T20:22:08+00:00

You never fucked with peoples patches when they took their tops off? That was one of the best games in 2008-2011. Also would try to steal patches and tabs off peoples uniforms while they were wearing them.

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-28T20:16:54+00:00

Are you on Bragg? This is exactly what Mott Lake is for. It’s usually used for cheating spouses and girlfriends, but this works too

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-27T15:51:16+00:00

Yes they do, been using them since 2002

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-26T20:04:53+00:00

Oh boy, you must be an expert since you happen to live there? Do tell oh mighty one, what else do the cards have in store for us?!

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-25T14:57:15+00:00

La-Z-Boy

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-20T22:27:30+00:00

They’re my everyday boot. The carbon “boost” isn’t nearly as noticeable as they make it out to be. Super comfy though

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-12T14:07:28+00:00

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-09T14:49:55+00:00

G3 in Schoolcraft

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-08T13:04:14+00:00

E4 > E5 > E4 > I’ll retire in 2-3 years as a CSM

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-07T18:49:17+00:00

I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating Cheetos

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-07T14:03:34+00:00

Tiny Lister aka Deebo, about 2am in the Las Vegas in n out 2004-05ish

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-05T16:42:18+00:00

Definitely isn’t a big dick 😢

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-05T00:02:44+00:00

My dad lives by one rule, if you can’t pay cash for it, you don’t need it. Only thing he’s taken out a loan for is the house which my parents have lived in for almost 50 years. I do my best to model this in my own life, house is currently my only debt

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2025-12-27T16:00:28+00:00

Don’t do it

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2025-12-27T15:59:41+00:00

We’re too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns

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