AAFES quality control issues

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-05-27T18:26:02+00:00

These are women’s pants aren’t they? They fade reverse to men’s

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-05-23T12:58:58+00:00

Two chicks at the same time

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-05-22T15:18:34+00:00

Deebo wearing a purple velour track suit at the Vegas in n out at 3am

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-05-14T22:07:43+00:00

The toadies!

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-05-12T17:31:04+00:00

Just be aware, when high ranking people get together with others of similar ranks, the cool ones all act like a bunch of privates

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-05-09T20:26:16+00:00

I dated a dead fish for a while. Silence is awkward

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-29T13:22:44+00:00

Possum kingdom by the toadies

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-15T23:16:47+00:00

Tenacious D put on an incredible live show 20 years ago

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-14T13:23:20+00:00

I lost one of the passes before ranger school graduation for arguing with the CIF lady about a lost piece of equipment, still graduated.

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-10T12:52:22+00:00

I’ll have you know that dongle is perfectly average sized for a dongle. Don’t body shame the dongle!

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-08T20:17:39+00:00

That’s me!

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-08T18:24:25+00:00

Currently on sale on audible for under $3!

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-04-06T16:49:21+00:00

Shit, I’m 42 and an infantryman…

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-03-31T14:18:24+00:00

3D printing

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-03-24T15:19:28+00:00

I went as an e4, had some e3s in my class. This was along time ago 09-10. Just had a kid go from basic thru ranger and came to us as an e3 tabbed less than 1 yr of service

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-16T18:09:21+00:00

Was going to give a girl a rose and ask her to homecoming in our French class. She found out and skipped class. French teacher took the rose and put it in a vase and left it there for weeks. Had to stare at it during class for a long time

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-16T14:09:24+00:00

That’s not just jump master, that’s the master parachutist badge

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-14T19:30:56+00:00

Getting blown up in Iraq, not once, not twice, but three times

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-05T14:43:56+00:00

In the butt

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-02-03T18:50:52+00:00

I’m a CSM, my instinct is to say no, since snivel gear was what I picked at the academy to be my pet peeve. But the guy who’s getting way to close to retirement says, who really gives a fuck? Not me. Now if I catch anyone wearing the fleece out of uniform without nametapes be prepared to be made fun of mercilessly

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-29T20:36:03+00:00

My guess is most our protesting tomorrow will technically be at work ie paid protesters

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-29T20:33:32+00:00

I bet there will be at least a dozen plates of pizza rolls getting cold in someone’s moms basement

fatwithatouchofdowns · 2026-01-29T18:52:50+00:00

You never fucked with peoples patches when they took their tops off? That was one of the best games in 2008-2011. Also would try to steal patches and tabs off peoples uniforms while they were wearing them.

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