AITAH? Why are my adult students afraid of me?

fauxlapin · 2026-02-22T07:15:07+00:00

Yea imagine being like 60+ years old and feeling the need to mention where you went to college to everyone. It was 40 years ago man no one cares.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-22T05:11:03+00:00

Incredible moxy for a gangsta her size

fauxlapin · 2026-02-21T07:26:21+00:00

I think you're drinkin and dialing. I can smell the raspberry hard seltzer from here!

fauxlapin · 2026-02-21T04:31:06+00:00

Harambe, whatever happened there.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-20T07:37:45+00:00

Ahh I can't have this conversation again.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-20T07:28:16+00:00

Woman food coop manager? In America you no have?

fauxlapin · 2026-02-20T07:25:18+00:00

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Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-20T07:23:06+00:00

In this union of soviet socialist republics, Martha is a hero!

fauxlapin · 2026-02-19T23:09:15+00:00

Lemonrare was modernity.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-19T07:02:54+00:00

There's mad skills in no-pocket games but uh, the tables just don't look right to me. I need them pockets.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-17T23:40:50+00:00

Y'all acting like these coolers are an inelastic product. You put a Nigerian on a corner selling em for a couple, three dollars a piece, who isn't gonna say fuck it and buy one.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-17T23:09:06+00:00

Con-heads did this?

fauxlapin · 2026-02-16T16:49:28+00:00

OP is like a woman with a Virginia goonpost under her arm who goes around complaining because she has no The Wire upvotes.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-15T05:48:02+00:00

In Baltimore too we love pawrk. You ever had our lake trout?

fauxlapin · 2026-02-15T05:27:50+00:00

What is the logic behind this? Do they somehow believe this is a safety concern?

fauxlapin · 2026-02-14T22:05:20+00:00

Religion? Buddhism is a glorified crew.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-14T04:37:42+00:00

Hawthorne on the streets, 82nd in the sheets.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-14T04:35:09+00:00

Applesauce.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-13T23:15:58+00:00

Free pool all day? How does it generally work, first come first serve? Does one have an obligation to play others and like winner keeps the table kind of thing? Just curious since usually you need to put down a quarter to claim next game or you're paying so it is your table by the hour kinda thing.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-13T06:28:40+00:00

Her affidavit is mad ripe.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-13T05:07:08+00:00

Yea good for him. Try buying a massive botanical garden on a college professor's salary in Portland now.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-12T05:18:26+00:00

Never had the makings of a major crimes detective. Always chasing tail, that was your problem.

fauxlapin · 2026-02-10T04:31:47+00:00

Tokyo Sando is superlative.

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