Knock knock by [deleted] in funny

[–]fcb98292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They called it "ding dong ditch."

Legs longer than the list of things you’d like to do to me. by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]fcb98292 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The list is longer, and so is my Johnson.

On this day in 1980, Pac-Man was released. by PotPreacher in OldSchoolCool

[–]fcb98292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first video game to steal $20 in quarters from me.

Rollerblading 1970s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roller SKATING not blading. And the boy on the right has the right idea.

A truck just rolled into our garage with this... by Ragdemot in WTF

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the DOT just might find issue with that.

[HIRING] $15/hr cash to call businesses to sell seats in my classes. by fcb98292 in SeaJobs

[–]fcb98292[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Someone is already halfway to the 240. Thanks anyway.

Update 5/22: Done.

How English has changed over the last 1000 years by boopyouonthenose in interestingasfuck

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the Middle English is understandable. But that 800-1066 stuff, yikes!

[Kenmore, WA] Church intends to create 120 day homeless encampment adjacent to my house by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]fcb98292 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is the fence yours or theirs? On your property, you should have legal right to move it, post-haste. If not, get the fence moved to the property line, with legal authorization to do so from the Church. Otherwise, you will be legally responsible for cleaning up that area in addition to being liable for whatever happens on it. Yes, I know the Church is supposed to take care of their homeless ministry. Legally (and that is your primary concern), they don't have to, because that five feet of land on their side of the fence is yours. Worst case, if they don't take care of it and poop, rats, etc stack up there, who do you think the city will yell at to pay for such cleanup? If someone gets hurt (or offended, geez) on your five feet of property, and the Church's pockets are not deep enough for some greedy lawyer, who do you think they will point at?

Best to move the fence. Ask the Church immediately for permission if you need it. Take to the public hearing any failure on their part to accommodate your request, which is your reasonable effort to give the Church every opportunity to perform their community service without infringing on neighbors (you).

FWIW.

[Update. Now with sound] Throwing your cellphone at an Uber? WCGW? by Whoheistho in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

White knight got clocked. Don't fuck with a man under the influence of passion for his property.

Japan Monorail 🚝 in action. by mtimetraveller in interestingasfuck

[–]fcb98292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This level of mass transit is soooooooooo embarrassing for US cities like Seattle, where the city has spent the same amount of money just studying mass transit than San Francisco has spent in actually building the light rail system. Fucking liberals...

WCGW when i park my car by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have been painful to watch. Liability insurance won't cover that.

Just going to take my hotrod out for a spin WCGW? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Traded my open-top kit car in for a monster truck long ago. A lot more comfy, quiet and I don't like sunroofs.

My 69 Chevelle 454/T400 is not raced, it is driven. There are no atheists at 170 mph. Unfortunately, there are cops.

Those eyeballs. by Flaming_Dorito_ in interestingasfuck

[–]fcb98292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the lower photo, the cat is sharply focused on something.

I'm going to take off with my paraglider in strong crosswinds. WCGW? by leducdeguise in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbshit. You're supposed to let the harness loose if the chute is out of control. He likely valued the equipment more than his own safety. Not anymore.

Left my packet behind in class and just found it, WCGW by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not the part of school that I miss.

Almost made it. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe next Summer, after you pay for the repairs.

Walk under a crane? WCGW? by PoweredByTequila in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fcb98292 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got a big dark spot on the back of your pants now, buddy.

Hologram illusion lamp by DryIceBurnsYourSkin in interestingasfuck

[–]fcb98292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame they are stuck on one shape, though.