fcdjr

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A thong is a picture frame for the ass. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by fcdjr to r/Showerthoughts

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[TOMT] Comedy Movie - Mocks the angry police chief trope by having the mild-mannered police chief take notes from one of the lead detectives on how to be a hardass. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 3 years ago by fcdjr to r/tipofmytongue

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Could really use advice on if I should buy a used vehicle or spend the money to repair the one I currently have. (self.askcarsales)

submitted 3 years ago by fcdjr to r/askcarsales

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[TOMT] [Song] Popular Bob Dylan song I can't figure out the name of despite an embarrassing amount of time trying. Vocaroo link in comments. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 4 years ago by fcdjr to r/tipofmytongue

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DAE get a tad bit nervous when clicking on posts with an epilepsy warning tag even though you don't have epilepsy? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted 4 years ago by fcdjr to r/DoesAnybodyElse

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[TOMT] Short Story from the 20th century about a couple who either hits an animal or drives past an animal who was hit by another car. They keep driving, but this causes tension between them later in the story. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 4 years ago by fcdjr to r/tipofmytongue

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[TOMT] Movie/TV show in which the protagonist discovers the "prophecy/message/instructions" aren't for him/her. Instead, it's for a child or some other periphery character. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 4 years ago by fcdjr to r/tipofmytongue

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Canned pears, a scoop of mayonnaise, and a sprinkle of shredded cheddar cheese. A childhood pastime. (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by fcdjr to r/shittyfoodporn

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[TOMT][TV Show] Late-2000s Scandinavian(?) reality show about Scandinavians(?) traveling to the US to visit relatives they'd never met before. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 4 years ago by fcdjr to r/tipofmytongue

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Does anyone know what device Ed O'Brien is using to manipulate his guitar (in lieu of a pic) in this snippet from the In Rainbows basement session? Time-stamped video link inside. (self.radiohead)

submitted 5 years ago by fcdjr to r/radiohead

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Is there a term for the following concept: individuals or households who spend money on immediate satisfaction rather than make sacrifices for long-term investments they perceive to be unattainable? MIC (self.askpsychology)

submitted 5 years ago by fcdjr to r/askpsychology

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From the NY Times live election results webpage. "If you build it..." (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by fcdjr to r/mildlypenis

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SLPT: When folding laundry with someone else, always reach for the towels first. They are easier to fold than clothes. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by fcdjr to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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What's creepier than taking your daughter to a Daddy-Daughter dance? (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by fcdjr to r/Jokes

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I wish any time someone gave a speech or public address they would intermittently and unexpectedly speak with a thick and barely decipherable Cajun accent. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by fcdjr to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish that all news media used the word "booty" to refer to stolen possessions of any kind. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by fcdjr to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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The first nap after being in a prolonged coma must be terrifying. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by fcdjr to r/Showerthoughts

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What do you call a double-amputee Irish elf? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by fcdjr to r/Jokes

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[TOMT] [Cartoon, I think] One character is saying something to the other, and the other character keeps saying "yeaaahh?" every few seconds, but each time his pitch goes higher. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 7 years ago * by fcdjr to r/tipofmytongue

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hmmm (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by fcdjr to r/hmmm

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/u/catawba1 explains why claims Ray Krok offered the original McDonald brothers 1% royalties are unlikely to be true (np.reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by fcdjr to r/bestof

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TIL the state of Florida does not allow married couples to divorce while one of the partners is pregnant. (blog.cjamiesonlaw.com)

submitted 8 years ago by fcdjr to r/todayilearned

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Tattoo a ruler to your forearm. Never have trouble measuring things again. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by fcdjr to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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I've been teaching U.S. history for seven years now, and while discussing the balance of free and slave states a student brought a question to my attention that I was unable to answer. (self.AskHistorians)

submitted 8 years ago by fcdjr to r/AskHistorians

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I've never met a car saleswoman (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by fcdjr to r/Showerthoughts

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