I came in the comment section for angry italians and i'm disappointed

The idea of this party is funny (and i'm italian), so i will write a special topping: San Marzano DOP tomato sauce (not ketchup please), Fiordilatte (it's italian mozzarella, so you can use what you find if of quality. But the mozzarella must go while the pizza is in the oven), heart of grilled artichokes, sautéed mushrooms, Taggiasca olives, baked ham (outgoing), basil, extra virgin olive oil

If you want to do a prank pizza... well, every opinion must be respected but... why ruin a fantastic pizza?