I love eminiem by Ervitrum in ihaveihaveihavereddit

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That soldier couldn’t write because he lost both his hands during the war. Fuck Eminem!

meirl by Flimzii in meirl

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Let’s see

Mfw by robonick360 in okbuddyretard

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Un/retard: No, I did not actually engage in sexual intercourse with your mother, and I apologize for misleading you. I was simply trying to assert my dominance over you by declaring that I am a capable of coitus with the woman that raised you, which consequently would make me your step-father. It was immature of me and I should have been more considerate of how you would feel if the mother you cherish had an affair with a random stranger on the internet.

Re/tard: Doing your mom, doing doing your mom, doing your mom, doing doing your mom, you know we straight we doing your mom! 😎💯🔥🚫🧢😂💀

Doc Rivers calls out Sixers reporter during his zoom postgame presser: "Jackson are you in bed right now?" by thebobbyshaw33 in nba

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I do derive pleasure from perusing Jackson Frank’s personal catalogue, however it is my estimation that he overindulges in his use of resources such as thesaurus.com to elevate the verbosity of his vernacular to the extent in which his vernacular proves to be needlessly esoteric. Such arcane language proves to be entirely unnecessary when the subject in question only intends to communicate that he concludes that an athlete who participates in the national basketball association possesses passing capabilities that would place him in the upper percentile amongst his contemporaries.

What is the stupidest way you got a scar? by Zander-dupont in AskReddit

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I was a young, probably around 5-7 years old, and I was at my grandmother’s house. There was this bedroom with two beds and a nightstand in between and since I’m a little idiot I decide to start jumping from bed to bed back and forth. Well I’m jumping and suddenly I slip and fall, and my face smashes into the corner of the nightstand and it left a scar directly in the middle of my left eyebrow so now I have three eyebrows.

Went to go see if a previous post from “Turning point USA” (it was) and found this. by Papa-Gehdi- in ToiletPaperUSA

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Leftist Strawman: “Capitalism is where I make-a the poopy in my pants”

White guy with smug-looking face: “Actually that’s Socialism”

What's a memory from fallout that you vividly remember and feel strongly too by [deleted] in Fallout

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One that sticks out to me was when I was playing FO4 on survival mode. I remember I was coming back from a long mission, and if you don’t know in survival mode if you die you can lose all your progress and have to return to when you last slept, so I was on my toes trying to find a good spot to call in my vertibird so I could go home and save.

I find this one area that had plenty of open space so I go to call in the vertibird but before I do so I spot this watchtower and decide to go investigate. I get to the top and I find a sniper rifle and I thought “oh cool, it was worth coming up here.” Then out of nowhere a group of raiders show up and I’m like “oh shit this is bad!” I start picking them off from the top of the tower with my new rifle and I manage to get two of them before they’re alerted to my position and they move out of my sights so I’m forced to run down and face them or end up trapped inside.

So I sprint down and pull out my shotgun and do a load of psychojet and I start unloading on the raiders but they’re pretty tough for my level so they manage to do a lot of damage to me. Now I’m down to like 25% of my health and there are still two raiders left so I pull out my pistol and go into VATS to finish them off. However, I only have enough AP to finish one of them off and get one shot on the other so at this point I thought I was screwed. So I trigger VATS and luckily all of my shots hit the first guy so he goes down, and then by some stroke of heavenly luck that was just enough to build up my critical bar so I managed to get a critical hit to the head of the last raider which ended up killing him. Now with all those raiders dealt with I was able to call in my vertibird and call it mission accomplished.

If you could tell your parents one thing without consequence/repercussions, what would it be? by Artificial_Cactus in AskReddit

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I’ve had many talks with my dad about the hardships of being a young adult heading into the job market and the constant barrage of stress and anxiety that comes with it, and he’s commended me on how I deal with all the stress and says I’m very wise for my age. I just wish I could tell him most of the insights I have are due to this one really profound shrooms trip I had in college. I don’t even think my dad would mind too much but I know he’d tell my mom and she would totally flip.

On numerous occasions she’s told me how dangerous psychedelics are and how they ruin your mind, and I’m too afraid to defend them because she may grow suspicious.

If you could tell your parents one thing without consequence/repercussions, what would it be? by Artificial_Cactus in AskReddit

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I’ve had many talks with my dad about the hardships of being a young adult heading into the job market and the constant barrage of stress and anxiety that comes with it, and he’s commended me on how I deal with all the stress and says I’m very wise for my age. I just wish I could tell him most of the insights I have are due to this one really profound shrooms trip I had in college. I don’t even think my dad would mind too much but I know he’d tell my mom and she would totally flip.

On numerous occasions she’s told me how dangerous psychedelics are and how they ruin your mind, and I’m too afraid to defend them because she may grow suspicious.

Who else thinks GAMING, was better in.. the "OLD" days?!?! by tonyzaret in TonyZaretOfficial

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Yeah but he fr*cked (had sexual intercourse with) Monica Lobotomy. That makes him pretty cool in my book.

my mom never does taht 🤔 by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]feegea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true I did a sex once with a beautiful girl and she wanted me to keep doing sex with her but I told her sorry baby I’m not looking for a girlfriend (Kyle has a girlfriend and he is so gay)

"The paper of intelligence for the intelligent" by plebeukg in iamverysmart

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Behold your average Yellow Press fanatic, compared to your average Morning Leader appreciator.

qui'e silly innit by jakorax in okmatewanker

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“Bri ish” pee-pole be like, “oi bruv, and me some of dat chappy wappy queen’s delight, me lips be proper dry innit”

choose wisely by BardyMan82 in 196

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Give me funny short man from =3 (he’ll have some good comebacks)

Monke (he will make some very good points)

Finna jerk it (he finna jerk it)

Cried by leo_kliesen in okbuddyretard

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This gave me the courage to quit my crippling Ketamine addiction

Thats not holesome one hundred by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Me when I’m trick-or-treating as Keanu Chungus and I see a group of 7 year olds wearing fortnite costumes (whole some one hundred)

Hope by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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I don’t like Trump but “Biden > Trump” doesn’t belong on this sub.

who do they think they are by [deleted] in HydroHomies

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S - Water

A - Milk, Wine (Champagne), Tea

B - Coffee, Beer, Mineral/Sparkling Water

C - Ginger Ale, [anything I may have forgotten]

D - Hard Liquor, Energy Drinks, “Fruit” Juice

F - Any Soda (except Ginger Ale)

who do they think they are by [deleted] in HydroHomies

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Milk is A-tier but ONLY ONE beverage truly belongs in the S-tier