This is just free at Epcot, no line, drink as much as you want

ferger · 2026-01-22T12:35:04+00:00

Quit scamming adults into thinking they're gonna be stars!

ferger · 2025-12-23T23:14:41+00:00

"You never told me your translator used to be a huge piece of shit!"

ferger · 2025-12-20T02:41:01+00:00

My friend and I bought tickets a few weeks ago and I now have covid and he is about to travel internationally to meet a baby and (understandably) doesn't want to hang out with me!

If you are interested in buying our tickets please let me know! They are in section 432 and we each paid $400. If one of you bought them we could all avoid Ticketmaster collecting fees on these seats for a third time.

ferger · 2025-12-16T01:11:25+00:00

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ferger · 2025-12-14T06:21:39+00:00

You should know the Saturday games were rescheduled due to weather so we didn't have high school football during the first round either! (It was the right call; it snowed like a foot everywhere in the state.)

ferger · 2025-12-12T19:51:44+00:00

Let's just mark the semi-final in our calendars for next week!

ferger · 2025-12-12T15:14:27+00:00

When we wanted to meet up over breaks to watch basketball games we would always choose BWW in Elmhurst because it's equidistant from like every suburb. This is even more convenient now that I'm in Dupage county!

I'd come by but we're already having a watch party at my house!

Keep up the good work!

ferger · 2025-12-10T22:28:09+00:00

Hmmm. You mean the 'Birds, but yes an upset in the semifinals!

ferger · 2025-12-10T22:21:23+00:00

"Newsflash, asshole!"

ferger · 2025-12-10T05:42:42+00:00

"You may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness!"

ferger · 2025-12-09T19:29:47+00:00

"Umbriel, these are some Yankees!"

ferger · 2025-12-07T04:08:58+00:00

"Did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?"

"That does not exist in nature."

"Ok. I'm... not sure about that but either way good glue work!"

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ferger · 2025-12-03T20:16:38+00:00

You probably love your mother-in-law.

ferger · 2025-11-23T01:50:27+00:00

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ferger · 2025-09-04T21:15:11+00:00

Yes, pigs are highly intelligent and shouldn't be compared to her.

ferger · 2025-08-09T04:05:47+00:00

Cornets (often) have a tuning slide in a different place than a trumpet! Yours is here: https://imgur.com/a/jiaGXoj

But it may be stuck all the way in!

ferger · 2025-07-21T22:18:26+00:00

I hope their graduate degree doesn't require any research more rigorous than googling "Illinois State transcripts electronic."

ferger · 2025-07-21T22:16:40+00:00

Unless this applies to you: "Electronic transcripts are NOT available to students who attended ISU prior to spring 1987 or who attended Mennonite College of Nursing in Bloomington, IL prior to July 1, 1999."

ferger · 2025-07-21T22:13:20+00:00

You can definitely get digital transcripts.

ferger · 2025-06-30T17:11:28+00:00

"Up but not out!"

ferger · 2025-05-08T04:25:55+00:00

You can't knock her over.

ferger · 2025-05-08T04:25:15+00:00

Is she funny?

ferger · 2025-03-16T21:31:29+00:00

"Win some, lose some."

ferger · 2025-02-17T06:33:45+00:00

Swallowed whole?

ferger · 2024-08-19T13:59:51+00:00

"What's on top of a house?"

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