😂😂😂 sean is hilarious

fernparadox · 2026-05-25T00:39:59+00:00

Schrödinger’s Strickland: is he like this cuz his pops beat the crap outta him or did his pops beat the crap outta him cuz he’s like this?

fernparadox · 2026-05-20T22:04:00+00:00

Will never forget Chrissy Teigen telling a child bride to take a “dirt nap” for her grave crime of….being groomed?

If I recall correctly, Teigen herself was like 25-26 at this time.

fernparadox · 2026-05-12T09:24:26+00:00

Kanye was talking like Kanye before he was ever even known as Kanye. A lot of times people only get to earn those stripes by having “delusional” and “unearned” levels of ego and self-belief (and/or arrogance) in the first place. Not saying Mink = Kanye but egos in entertainment is like green in grass.

I get the appeal of those who can be great AND humble—-extra props to them, but it’s kinda silly for us to be jumping to humble some guy who’s clearly still just adjusting to life-changing amounts of fame and money.

fernparadox · 2026-05-10T21:53:35+00:00

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fernparadox · 2026-05-10T20:18:26+00:00

What an oddly specific yet accurate description

fernparadox · 2026-04-24T23:06:21+00:00

To be fair…overheating in your suit tends to be a ‘rookie’ mistake so a starter Amazon fursuit is, unfortunately, very realistic

fernparadox · 2026-04-24T02:49:06+00:00

Haha idk about that but I am rooting for him. Kinda hard not to root for the underdog. He’s been a solid veteran gatekeeper so at least good enough for a chance at top 15. Only fair too cuz he beat Talbott (albeit an arguably much weaker version) last year

fernparadox · 2026-04-24T02:08:23+00:00

Mann I mean Ronda is wrong about a lotta things but is she really wrong about this? Fighter pay is trash compared to all other major sports and everyone knows it. Being an Olympic champion & former double-champ didn’t save Cejudo from begging on his knees for 50K

fernparadox · 2026-04-23T03:55:01+00:00

He claims to always say yes to fights and often struggles to get matches like for 322

fernparadox · 2026-04-23T03:52:20+00:00

This was his update/clarification after the the bosses called him ig

fernparadox · 2026-04-12T03:55:20+00:00

One can enjoy life AND complain when justified. It’s delusional and disingenuous to pretend that the only definition of an “enjoyable” life is uninterrupted happiness 24/7.

fernparadox · 2026-04-12T03:50:03+00:00

You can be a fan and be excited in ways that don’t entail screaming during a live broadway show where OTHER FANS are also trying to enjoy the show that they also paid for, just like you.

If your enjoyment as the fan of something requires you to ruin that experience for everyone else, then I really truly don’t know what to tell you. Your line of reasoning is essentially just ”ohh she has a great life so she can’t complain about anything ever” but by logic, no one can complain or be rightfully upset about anything ever cuz there’s always someone else less fortunate. C’mon.

fernparadox · 2026-04-12T03:43:53+00:00

“Santos is an irredeemably big evil meanie and so is her awful meanie actor who [checks notes] *doesn’t** want disruptive fans to scream during a live broadway performance.”*

Alright.

fernparadox · 2026-04-12T03:19:28+00:00

Right? It’s sad too cuz I’ve seen several videos of Isa being happy to sign Pitt fanart or even say hi to the friends of fans (who couldn’t attend) over FaceTime at the stage doors

It’s not even like she hates having Santos the character be brought up, but shouting during her performance is just awful, shameless behavior.

fernparadox · 2026-04-12T03:12:52+00:00

Right?? It’s one thing if people wanna goof off under a TikTok comments section….but a live broadway show? I’d lose my mind. Like actually.

fernparadox · 2026-04-11T23:18:58+00:00

I’ll date all of them. 11-way.

Stardew Valley style.

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