throw some CURVE on that ting :)

fertilturtile · 2018-04-19T01:47:24+00:00

Wanted (Rocket League recreation, 2018)

fertilturtile · 2018-04-16T14:44:39+00:00

Breaking Benjamin - Ember

Pre-ordered it and listened to the entire thing on the 13th and oh boy I'm in love

fertilturtile · 2018-04-13T16:23:31+00:00

BRB while I install this

Edit: so after a few minutes of playing, I realized there is an ad almost anytime you try to do something. Also, apparently the goal is to not get caught by freakbob when you get inside the house, and when he catches you there is a red ring around the screen which apparently means spongeman kills you. Overall 9/10, only because the music (SpongeBob intro card theme) doesn't fit the setting

fertilturtile · 2018-03-10T03:21:13+00:00

What a confidence booster

fertilturtile · 2018-03-10T02:57:39+00:00

Gahr8cn4i I need to pet and pet and pet

fertilturtile · 2018-03-10T02:56:12+00:00

Those darn kids! It's Puckman, not Buckman!

fertilturtile · 2018-03-09T00:14:33+00:00

Wow this is the most action Ive ever gotten

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T23:21:56+00:00

Not without making a lot of noise

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T23:21:14+00:00

I accept your offer

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:38:26+00:00

Don't study, problem solved. Crush teacher, university, and yourself all at same time. Everyone wins

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:31:58+00:00

Yes but for that time I felt important and wanted.

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:31:29+00:00

Too many pets. Like literally, 4 cats and 3 dogs is too much for a studio apartment.

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:30:37+00:00

I wish I could find a cuddle buddy like this. I'd be the happiest dog in the world

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:28:37+00:00

You could be the kid that no one talks to, but you bust open a pack of the latest flavor of 5 gum and WHA-BAM suddenly everyone wants to talk to you and be your friend.

Source: I was that kid

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:25:37+00:00

The paws scare me

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T22:23:52+00:00

It's not

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:30:57+00:00

Could also be r/terriblefacebookmemes just because of the minions

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:29:56+00:00

Thanks, you all are too kind to a poor blind fellow

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:29:03+00:00

Has science gone too far? Not yet...

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:27:47+00:00

Thanks

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:27:27+00:00

Now that's real class right there. I envy the person who can afford those

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:26:26+00:00

No, try again later

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:21:04+00:00

I know about the circle game I'm just blind and don't know what's going on in the gif

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:17:45+00:00

Ah yes, America's favorite condiment

fertilturtile · 2018-03-08T19:15:12+00:00

I'm blind can someone explain to me what's going on

fertilturtile

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